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And yes, I'm exaggerating.
Coffee, pastries, and an orc )
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Title: The Nut Butter Incident
Fandom: none
Pairing: She+Him
Rating: PG-13 for suggestiveness
Summary: She gets caught, it gets out of hand.
Author’s Note: Written for the flash challenge at 1_million_words: The real question is, do I need more nut butter?
Left or right nut butter? )
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And apparently, I also need to find Jesus because GOOD GOD.
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...gone fishin'.
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I posted this on Facebook, but I'm curious about what your answers will be.

On average, at what age do men start dying their hair?

Enquiring minds y'all. :D

Plot Bunny

Mar. 29th, 2021 02:56 pm
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Sorry for all the posts today, but my concentration is not at its best apparently.
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Nerd Alert

Mar. 29th, 2021 12:56 pm
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So, I'm sitting here, eating my lunch, and contemplating some Witcher fanfic when...
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This is cracking me TF up...
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Welp

Nov. 22nd, 2020 03:44 pm
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Ugh. So, while I was on my way to the store for a piece of emotional support cake* (which turned out to be tiramisu), I heard a song I haven't heard in some time and it got me thinking.

I suddenly want a Friends in Low Places AU of something - anything. Although, I'm secretly craving Andrej getting wasted and crashing Zayne's wedding, although that would NEVER happen. Because Andrej's just too... not like that.

But Zayne standing up in the middle of Hilary and Jake's wedding is a possibility.

And, well, maybe I'm listening to way too much country music these days. Hahaha.

Anyway, had to get that out. Now I'm going to go eat my tiramisu and contemplate the fate of my other favorite trio.

ETA: This is one of the versions of Carry On Wayward Son from the Supernatural finale and man, it's amazing.

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I’d said a week or two ago that I’m going to try and focus on the books languishing on my Goodreads ‘currently reading’ shelf. Some that have been sitting on there since 2007. Yeah. I’m not very good at finishing things, am I?
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Or, at least two of them are.
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...for my post-ride stretches.
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...y'all are gonna hate me, I think.
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Cat Post

Jul. 25th, 2019 07:52 am
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That ought to interest like two of you.
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HAHAHAHA

Jul. 17th, 2019 06:36 am
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Yanno... I think I've been here before.
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Stuff

Jul. 16th, 2019 01:40 pm
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Because I'm going back and forth between invoicing, writing, and stalking the internet...
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Oh lord

Jul. 15th, 2019 08:05 pm
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Watching Celebrity Family Feud and there was a question:
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Scene: Nye County, NV
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Hah

Apr. 29th, 2019 06:43 pm
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Someone calling themselves Jay followed me on Duolingo.

They are studying Romanian.

I'm thinking that there's a lot of weird serendipity working in my life at the moment.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd... I'm going to see myself off the internet for the rest of the night now. KTHXBAI.

(Must be a record... I've tagged two posts in one day with both 'no one cares' because really, who does? and 'I'm such an idiot' because #truth.)
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Dude, it’s April. APRIL. And double dude, but today my only niece turns 22. Wow.
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