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asphaltcowgrrl) wrote2018-04-29 10:09 am
asphaltcowgrrl) wrote2018-04-29 10:09 am
Entry tags:
Textual Discourse (Romani Detective Original Fiction)
Title: Textual Discourse
Fandom: Romani Detective Original Fiction
Pairing: Andrej Zeklos/James Rosewood/Zayne Reyes + Hilary Maxwell + Trish Rollins
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 873
Summary: Um… this is just a bunch of nonsense. I don’t even know how to summarize it.
Author’s Note: Written for trope_bingo round 10. Fills the Epistolary spot.
@txdream: Hey @gingernarco you busy?
@gingernarco: no I’m not @txdream
@txdream: good I need your help
@gingernarco: not sure I want to know, cowboy
@txdream: just get over here please
@gingernarco: fine, whatever
Subject: I cannot find my partner
From: Zeklos, Andrej
To: Maxwell, Hilary
CC: Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 8:39 AM
Hilary,
I cannot find Zayne. He said he was going to the restroom and has not returned. That was ten minutes ago. He is not answering his phone either. Have you seen him?
Andrej
P. S. I have copied Trish on this due to the fact she always seems to know when Zayne is up to something.
Subject: RE: I cannot find my partner
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Zeklos, Andrej
CC: Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 8:41 AM
Andy,
He’s got to be here somewhere. Have you asked the narco if he’s seen him?
xx Hil
Subject: RE: I cannot find my partner
From: Rollins, Trish
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 8:43 AM
Andy –
I think I saw him heading towards the coffee cart when I was coming back from my car. It would have been about the time you said he left.
TR
P. S. Why am I the one with the Reyes Radar anyway? I’m the only one of the three of us who hasn’t slept with his dumb ass
@gingernarco: I can’t find you @txdream
@txdream: Over here @gingernarco. By the trees.
@gingernarco: There are only four trees in the entire state idiot but I still don’t see you.
@gingernarco: Scratch that. You can stop waving @txdream
@txdream: Why are you so mean to me?
@gingernarco: Because the only thing you understand is tough love @txdream
Subject: Hah
From: Rollins, Trish
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 9:07 AM
Guys,
I checked the station’s surveillance feed and I found the cowboy. And the narco, too, in case you were missing him as well, Andy.
Suckers.
TR
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Zeklos, Andrej
To: Rollins, Trish; Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 9:09 AM
WHERE ARE THEY? WHAT ARE THEY DOING? ARE THEY OKAY? I AM WORRIED TRISH.
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 9:10 AM
Miss T, PLEASE stop panicking Andy.
Andy, please calm down. If she found them on the tapes, they’re likely still on the station’s property. I’m going to go grab some coffee and see what I can see.
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Rollins, Trish
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 9:11 AM
Bring me a mocha on the rocks, please.
TR
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 9:13 AM
You’ve got it, T. And a side of valium for Andy.
xx
Sent from Hils’ iPhone
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Zeklos, Andrej
To: Rollins, Trish; Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 9:14 AM
Hilary,
I do not need any medication. All I need is my partner back.
Andrej
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 9:17 AM
ATTACHMENT: 100109786_01.jpg (4.8 MB)
So, you don’t want this donut I just bought you? Wait, never mind.
Sent from Hils’ iPhone
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Rollins, Trish
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Maxwell, Hilary; Reyes, Zayne
Sent: 04/29/18 9:20 AM
Hils, why the hell did you let that idiot eat Andy’s donut? And BTW – he has powdered sugar on his… oh, never mind. Let the narco lick it off.
TR
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Rollins, Trish; Reyes, Zayne; Rosewood, James
Sent: 04/29/18 9:22 AM
ATTACHMENT: 100109787_01.jpg (4.6 MB)
Better?
Sent from Hils’ iPhone
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Rolllins, Trish
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Maxwell, Hilary; Reyes, Zayne; Rosewood, James
Sent: 04/29/18 9:23 AM
OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME? MY EYES! MY EYES!
Ah shit, Andy just disappeared.
Subject: Found Him
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18: 9:27 AM
ATTACHMENT: 100109788_01.jpg (4.5 MB); 100109789_01.jpg (4.8 MB); 100109790_01.jpg (5.1 MB)
*whistles*
xx
Sent from Hils’ iPhone
Subject: RE: Found Him
From: Rollins, Trish
To: Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 9:39 AM
ATTACHMENT: IMG_107928.jpg (4.1 MB)
DO YOU SEE THAT? THAT IS MY DISGUSTED FACE, HIL. WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
But holy shit, they’re kinky motherfuckers, aren’t they? DO NOT SEND MORE PICTURES.
TR
Subject: Hungry?
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 9:45 AM
Reyes just convinced Andy to go home with him and the narco. Taking a *sick* day. It’s sick, alright, but not in the way he’s using it. Hahaha.
So, wanna go grab a late breakfast or is your stomach still angry with me?
Subject: I am sorry
From: Zeklos, Andrej
To: Maxwell, Hilary; Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 1:53 PM
I apologize for my behavior today. And for that of my boyfriends. Despite what they may want or believe we will see you tomorrow morning.
And if we can keep this little… indiscretion… to ourselves, I will greatly appreciate it.
He’s gotta go now ladies. He has more important things to be doing than talking to you. Like, ME for one.
Zayne, Zek, and the fucking narco
YOU STARTED THIS SHIT ZAYNE.
I am shutting my computer off now before one of them throws it at the other.
Andrej
Fandom: Romani Detective Original Fiction
Pairing: Andrej Zeklos/James Rosewood/Zayne Reyes + Hilary Maxwell + Trish Rollins
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 873
Summary: Um… this is just a bunch of nonsense. I don’t even know how to summarize it.
Author’s Note: Written for trope_bingo round 10. Fills the Epistolary spot.
@txdream: Hey @gingernarco you busy?
@gingernarco: no I’m not @txdream
@txdream: good I need your help
@gingernarco: not sure I want to know, cowboy
@txdream: just get over here please
@gingernarco: fine, whatever
Subject: I cannot find my partner
From: Zeklos, Andrej
To: Maxwell, Hilary
CC: Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 8:39 AM
Hilary,
I cannot find Zayne. He said he was going to the restroom and has not returned. That was ten minutes ago. He is not answering his phone either. Have you seen him?
Andrej
P. S. I have copied Trish on this due to the fact she always seems to know when Zayne is up to something.
Subject: RE: I cannot find my partner
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Zeklos, Andrej
CC: Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 8:41 AM
Andy,
He’s got to be here somewhere. Have you asked the narco if he’s seen him?
xx Hil
Subject: RE: I cannot find my partner
From: Rollins, Trish
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 8:43 AM
Andy –
I think I saw him heading towards the coffee cart when I was coming back from my car. It would have been about the time you said he left.
TR
P. S. Why am I the one with the Reyes Radar anyway? I’m the only one of the three of us who hasn’t slept with his dumb ass
@gingernarco: I can’t find you @txdream
@txdream: Over here @gingernarco. By the trees.
@gingernarco: There are only four trees in the entire state idiot but I still don’t see you.
@gingernarco: Scratch that. You can stop waving @txdream
@txdream: Why are you so mean to me?
@gingernarco: Because the only thing you understand is tough love @txdream
Subject: Hah
From: Rollins, Trish
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 9:07 AM
Guys,
I checked the station’s surveillance feed and I found the cowboy. And the narco, too, in case you were missing him as well, Andy.
Suckers.
TR
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Zeklos, Andrej
To: Rollins, Trish; Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 9:09 AM
WHERE ARE THEY? WHAT ARE THEY DOING? ARE THEY OKAY? I AM WORRIED TRISH.
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 9:10 AM
Miss T, PLEASE stop panicking Andy.
Andy, please calm down. If she found them on the tapes, they’re likely still on the station’s property. I’m going to go grab some coffee and see what I can see.
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Rollins, Trish
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 9:11 AM
Bring me a mocha on the rocks, please.
TR
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 9:13 AM
You’ve got it, T. And a side of valium for Andy.
xx
Sent from Hils’ iPhone
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Zeklos, Andrej
To: Rollins, Trish; Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 9:14 AM
Hilary,
I do not need any medication. All I need is my partner back.
Andrej
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 9:17 AM
ATTACHMENT: 100109786_01.jpg (4.8 MB)
So, you don’t want this donut I just bought you? Wait, never mind.
Sent from Hils’ iPhone
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Rollins, Trish
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Maxwell, Hilary; Reyes, Zayne
Sent: 04/29/18 9:20 AM
Hils, why the hell did you let that idiot eat Andy’s donut? And BTW – he has powdered sugar on his… oh, never mind. Let the narco lick it off.
TR
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Rollins, Trish; Reyes, Zayne; Rosewood, James
Sent: 04/29/18 9:22 AM
ATTACHMENT: 100109787_01.jpg (4.6 MB)
Better?
Sent from Hils’ iPhone
Subject: RE: Hah
From: Rolllins, Trish
To: Zeklos, Andrej; Maxwell, Hilary; Reyes, Zayne; Rosewood, James
Sent: 04/29/18 9:23 AM
OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME? MY EYES! MY EYES!
Ah shit, Andy just disappeared.
Subject: Found Him
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18: 9:27 AM
ATTACHMENT: 100109788_01.jpg (4.5 MB); 100109789_01.jpg (4.8 MB); 100109790_01.jpg (5.1 MB)
*whistles*
xx
Sent from Hils’ iPhone
Subject: RE: Found Him
From: Rollins, Trish
To: Maxwell, Hilary
Sent: 04/29/18 9:39 AM
ATTACHMENT: IMG_107928.jpg (4.1 MB)
DO YOU SEE THAT? THAT IS MY DISGUSTED FACE, HIL. WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
But holy shit, they’re kinky motherfuckers, aren’t they? DO NOT SEND MORE PICTURES.
TR
Subject: Hungry?
From: Maxwell, Hilary
To: Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 9:45 AM
Reyes just convinced Andy to go home with him and the narco. Taking a *sick* day. It’s sick, alright, but not in the way he’s using it. Hahaha.
So, wanna go grab a late breakfast or is your stomach still angry with me?
Subject: I am sorry
From: Zeklos, Andrej
To: Maxwell, Hilary; Rollins, Trish
Sent: 04/29/18 1:53 PM
I apologize for my behavior today. And for that of my boyfriends. Despite what they may want or believe we will see you tomorrow morning.
And if we can keep this little… indiscretion… to ourselves, I will greatly appreciate it.
He’s gotta go now ladies. He has more important things to be doing than talking to you. Like, ME for one.
Zayne, Zek, and the fucking narco
YOU STARTED THIS SHIT ZAYNE.
I am shutting my computer off now before one of them throws it at the other.
Andrej