I don't even know where I found that quote but it cracked me up. Knew it'd fit this fandom better than about any other.

Sorry your pain level was so high. I used to be a pansy ass, but after my epidural wore off during my labor and I basically gave birth without it, I've discovered I can deal with a lot more than I used to. LOL

Mine's not any better and I haven't updated it in some time. I have a link to it in the sidebar when you go to my journal itself.