Ah yes, the should not be googled at work, but you've got to list. On the plus side, every once in a while the boss tries to Google something himself.

Famously, a company called Rigid makes a utility truck body, so naturally he googled Rigid bodies. "I have never felt so stupid, and out of shape at the same time."

I did once have to tell an electrician to "get his ass down there with a five gallon bucket of lube" without laughing.