The Friday Five has returned

[asphaltcowgrrl]

Not sure if any of you remember me doing  this a couple years ago, but the review site I work for does a Friday meme where they give you five words and you have to work them all into a story.  They didn't do it last year, but they're back at it this year. 

My post is here. It is ridiculous, but funny, too, I hope.  Had to curb Zayne's penchant for swearing just a tad, however.  Hahaha. 

And if you're curious and want to join in, the info is here.  (Please do!  The more the merrier!)