Nope! I've already said it - either Common Law is as good as you've made it sound or it's rodent-fighting time. XD

And don't worry. I'm a little accident prone so I always make sure to keep up with my shots. ;)

MOAR OFFICER FRIENDLY!!! Best three words I've read all day. :DDD

LOL, bless you, Google, bless you.

Hah, Thunder from Down Under! Is that a strip club you visited once? A bunch of my boys took me to a strip club once when they realized I'd never been. One of the girls pulled me up on stage and I ended up making enough money (without taking my close off) to pay for our cab ride home. XD