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asphaltcowgrrl) wrote2016-11-30 11:07 am
asphaltcowgrrl) wrote2016-11-30 11:07 am
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Plot bunnies are everywhere…
A friend of mine posted this on Facebook this morning and I had to laugh because it sounds like something out of a novel, not real life:
From the local crime reports, lol.
Residents of Creekside Mobile Home Park complained that a worker had thrown a pre-Halloween party during which a man was observed in the yard wearing “just a apron” and later on “nothing on but a tie,” according to an incident report. Residents said they were hesitant to call police immediately for fear of being evicted or retaliated against. Police contacted the party-thrower, who said the male in question had been wearing a G-string at the time, the report said.
I wasn’t even halfway through this before I started wondering how any one of my boys would have handled this situation.
Andrej, of course, would be full of decorum and patience. He’d approach the situation cautiously, and handle the allegedly naked person with kid gloves. It’s just the kind of guy he is. Plus: rules. He likes to follow the rules.
James would probably go in, rolling his eyes, and not taking any excuses. He’d be annoyed and possibly disgusted, but would laugh about the whole situation later. Jake would be telling this story for James for the rest of their partnership because we know Jake would be forever amused by the redhead trying to wrangle a man wearing ‘nothing but a tie’.
Zayne though… There is no way that Zayne would take this lightly. I can hear him now, “You call that a G-string? I call it a piece of dental floss you weirdo. Go put on some clothes. No, I mean real clothes, like pants and a god damned shirt.”
I wish I’d had this information back when James and Zayne were demoted for making out in the locker room at the station… this would have been quite the ordeal to have put them through. Oh well… *files idea away for later*
From the local crime reports, lol.
Residents of Creekside Mobile Home Park complained that a worker had thrown a pre-Halloween party during which a man was observed in the yard wearing “just a apron” and later on “nothing on but a tie,” according to an incident report. Residents said they were hesitant to call police immediately for fear of being evicted or retaliated against. Police contacted the party-thrower, who said the male in question had been wearing a G-string at the time, the report said.
I wasn’t even halfway through this before I started wondering how any one of my boys would have handled this situation.
Andrej, of course, would be full of decorum and patience. He’d approach the situation cautiously, and handle the allegedly naked person with kid gloves. It’s just the kind of guy he is. Plus: rules. He likes to follow the rules.
James would probably go in, rolling his eyes, and not taking any excuses. He’d be annoyed and possibly disgusted, but would laugh about the whole situation later. Jake would be telling this story for James for the rest of their partnership because we know Jake would be forever amused by the redhead trying to wrangle a man wearing ‘nothing but a tie’.
Zayne though… There is no way that Zayne would take this lightly. I can hear him now, “You call that a G-string? I call it a piece of dental floss you weirdo. Go put on some clothes. No, I mean real clothes, like pants and a god damned shirt.”
I wish I’d had this information back when James and Zayne were demoted for making out in the locker room at the station… this would have been quite the ordeal to have put them through. Oh well… *files idea away for later*
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And it's next on my list because in all honestly? I've been having a shitty few weeks. My boys to the rescue! :D
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Looking forward to it as always.
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But thank you - I'll get to it as soon as I finish this 'other thing' I started. :D Funny how easily the 'old Zayne' returns once you give him a chance. :D