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One of the Facebook groups I'm in does a Meme War Wednesday where members post all the memes they have. I found some good ones today. Some potty language and suggestive stuff inside.
( I warned ya... )
( I warned ya... )
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I know I promised kittens over the weekend, but I got sucked into documentaries and the book I'm currently reading. HOWEVER, what better way to start your week than with kitties?
( MEE-oooww )
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Funniest thing I've read today is...
May. 31st, 2023 12:58 pm...“Assless chaps” are just chaps. If they had an ass, they’d be pants.
I laughed much, much harder than was necessary.
This came on the heels of Joel asking me for copies of change orders I wrote yesterday. He then says, "They've only approved four. Do you have any idea how many we have on this job?" I give him a look as I'm handing him the stack of papers and say, "Yeah, I do. I just wrote NINE yesterday."
Dumbass. 🤣🤣🤣
I will admit I was a bit testy since he repeatedly interrupted me trying to finish payroll this morning.
Taking my grouchy self back to work. Bye, Boo!
I laughed much, much harder than was necessary.
This came on the heels of Joel asking me for copies of change orders I wrote yesterday. He then says, "They've only approved four. Do you have any idea how many we have on this job?" I give him a look as I'm handing him the stack of papers and say, "Yeah, I do. I just wrote NINE yesterday."
Dumbass. 🤣🤣🤣
I will admit I was a bit testy since he repeatedly interrupted me trying to finish payroll this morning.
Taking my grouchy self back to work. Bye, Boo!
The difference in perspective is hilarious
Apr. 4th, 2023 10:17 amI'm going to start by saying that this isn't a political post. If a pollitician on 'my side' was going through what Trump is currently, I'd still find this hilarious.
Anyway... all of the US news sources that I follow have been sending notifcations saying, "Trump's arraignment is today." "Trump has left Trump Tower on his way to be arraigned."
The fucking BBC alerts me to the fact that, "Trump is on his way to be arrested."
I get that BBC doesn't have to be as politically correct as the news outlets in the US but my god, that caused me to bark out a laugh the likes of which you have not heard.
Okay... back to work with me.
Anyway... all of the US news sources that I follow have been sending notifcations saying, "Trump's arraignment is today." "Trump has left Trump Tower on his way to be arraigned."
The fucking BBC alerts me to the fact that, "Trump is on his way to be arrested."
I get that BBC doesn't have to be as politically correct as the news outlets in the US but my god, that caused me to bark out a laugh the likes of which you have not heard.
Okay... back to work with me.
Self Realization
Nov. 28th, 2022 09:32 amI was scrolling Facebook while having my morning snack (Chips Ahoy protein shake and a nana y'all) and realized something about myself.
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Relax, it’s not anything bad, I promise. I’m just DYING right now.
( What in the world is happening here? )
( What in the world is happening here? )
Well, that was unexpected
Sep. 19th, 2022 12:14 pmRhett and Joel went to a meeting at the office of one of our contractors. Rhett returned (sans Joel) and said, as he passed my desk, "Dane said to tell his favorite secretary in all of Las Vegas hi."
Like WUT?
I never get those kinds of compliments, but it's still nice to hear. We don't do a lot of work with this particular contractor, so that's the biggest reason why I was surprised.
I will take it, however.
And now, back to whatever you were doing before I so rudely interrupted your day. :D
Like WUT?
I never get those kinds of compliments, but it's still nice to hear. We don't do a lot of work with this particular contractor, so that's the biggest reason why I was surprised.
I will take it, however.
And now, back to whatever you were doing before I so rudely interrupted your day. :D
OMG.... LOL
Aug. 27th, 2022 07:42 amNow I get why, but this is still funny as heck.
CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, has its own Starbucks. For security reasons, baristas do not take customer names.
Hoping there aren't too many triple soy lattes being ordered at once. 🤣
CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, has its own Starbucks. For security reasons, baristas do not take customer names.
Hoping there aren't too many triple soy lattes being ordered at once. 🤣
Friday Funny
Jul. 22nd, 2022 04:00 pmI was talking with one of my co-workers and somehow we got on the subject of languages. I told him I was trying to learn Spanish. He says, "You want to learn Spanish? Get a Mexican boyfriend."
(He is Hispanic, btw.)
That's it, I'm done. I'm going home.
(Although, if he had any idea....)
(He is Hispanic, btw.)
That's it, I'm done. I'm going home.
(Although, if he had any idea....)
Sometimes, my job *is* entertaining
Mar. 22nd, 2022 03:47 pmA few weeks ago, Jakub re-engineered our time cards so that the guys had more specific labor codes. Before it was simply underground, topout, and finish. But, with a couple of the upcoming jobs we have, we needed something more detailed. Jakub came through as always.
( Oh my )
( Oh my )
I can't not share
Feb. 18th, 2022 03:01 pmLaurell K. Hamilton shared this on Facebook and I couldn't stop laughing.
Any guesses as to who is wrong about the dishwasher?
Any guesses as to who is wrong about the dishwasher?
