Zayne's Theme Song

[asphaltcowgrrl]

I've had this on his playlist for some time now, but for some reason it hit me this morning and made me laugh. This is such a great song.

This is so him and it really does resonate with the fic I started last night. And while you're here, can someone please save me from jealous, angsty Zayne? I'm really not sure how to handle him right now.

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Lyrics:

Do you know how much it took for me?
To tell you that I think you're fine as hell
And do you wanna grab a bite to eat?
I got this coupon to taco bell
You say you can't right now and when I ask you why
You finally let it out, you say I'm not your type

[Chorus]
But I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more bite than a California Zoo
And if you ask my momma she gonna tell you the truth
That I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more pop than a shook up mountain dew
If that's not what you like
There must be something wrong with you
Cuz I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight

I see my family every holiday
That's when they love to wreck my self-esteem
Ask me why I never bring a date
I think the first verse covered everything
Say I need a real job
I tell them all, please
I get to sing my songs and everybody thinks

[Chorus]
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more bite than a California Zoo
And if you ask my momma she gonna tell you the truth
That I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more pop than a shook up mountain dew
If that's not what you like
There must be something wrong with you
Cuz I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight

Got the high score on Pacman at the arcade
I can still get a sunburn sitting in the shade
I'm pretty much the best at acting out charades
If anybody asks me, I'm gonna say

[Chorus]
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more bite than a California Zoo
And if you ask my momma she gonna tell you the truth
That I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more pop than a shook up mountain dew
If that's not what you like
There must be
Something wrong with you
Cuz I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight

Comments

[cmk418]

I think the only way to resolve the angsty jealousy is to have him get laid A LOT because, as the song says, he's a freaking delight. (And it's a nice bonus for the rest of us)

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! Funny thing is, I was telling sharpiesgal the other day that I was itching to write something smutty, but wasn't sure what. I'm thinking this might be it.

And yes, yes, he is. He's also the gift that keeps on giving, whether you want him to or not. (And anytime it can benefit us all and not just the cowboy, I'm all for it.)

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Well...

He certainly can be a delight when he's not being an arrogant prick.

He needs to be tied to the bed and have his brains fucked out.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Too bad he's one more often than he's the other.

LMAO. Not sure if Andy's up to that quite yet. And James would leave him there once he tied him up.

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

True on both parts...lol

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

He's a true hot mess at the moment though. :D

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

I'd say poor baby, but he brought it on himself.

Jay just cramped a large spoonful of pasta into Zayne's mouth. He should be quiet for a bit.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Pretty much.

Funny, that's not what he told me he was after. LOL

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

We know what he was after, but it was the only way Jay could get us peace and quiet from his whining.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, he did kinda get it, too.