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asphaltcowgrrl) wrote2020-07-23 02:45 pm
asphaltcowgrrl) wrote2020-07-23 02:45 pm
The Best Workouts For Your Zodiac Sign
Okay, methinks Shape Magazine is low on articles because this cracked me up.
You can find the article here if you're interested.
So, I was looking at the articles highlighted in the email I got from Shape today and this caught my eye for obvious reasons. I'm awful in that, when it comes to things like this, I look at Cancer (me), Pisces (Taylor), and Capricorn (Maddie). But I also always look at Aries (Zayne), Virgo (Andrej), and Taurus (James, but also Troy). Because sometimes they are so dead on it kills me.
Cancer was a total me as it suggested yoga. And I love my yoga.
Aries suggested metric-based cycling which is basically spin class or what I do on my bike at home. And I'm not sure I can see Zayne going for that. He'd be all over the leader board (god, and he'd be high-fiving EVERYONE) and competing with everyrone, but getting him on that bike? Nah. He must have a Taurus rising or something.
Taurus made me laugh out loud because outdoor bootcamp? Have you ever met a Taurus? Hard pass. Troy would have NEVER, although I can see James going for it if egged on by Zayne.
Virgo suggested core exercises. I can sort of see this for Andrej, although I'd think he was more of a yoga guy. But your core is your powerhouse and he likes to keep control of things, so maybe?
Anyway, don't take this too seriously but I did think it was pretty amusing. And, for me, accurate since I do yoga 2-3 times a week as it is.
You can find the article here if you're interested.
So, I was looking at the articles highlighted in the email I got from Shape today and this caught my eye for obvious reasons. I'm awful in that, when it comes to things like this, I look at Cancer (me), Pisces (Taylor), and Capricorn (Maddie). But I also always look at Aries (Zayne), Virgo (Andrej), and Taurus (James, but also Troy). Because sometimes they are so dead on it kills me.
Cancer was a total me as it suggested yoga. And I love my yoga.
Aries suggested metric-based cycling which is basically spin class or what I do on my bike at home. And I'm not sure I can see Zayne going for that. He'd be all over the leader board (god, and he'd be high-fiving EVERYONE) and competing with everyrone, but getting him on that bike? Nah. He must have a Taurus rising or something.
Taurus made me laugh out loud because outdoor bootcamp? Have you ever met a Taurus? Hard pass. Troy would have NEVER, although I can see James going for it if egged on by Zayne.
Virgo suggested core exercises. I can sort of see this for Andrej, although I'd think he was more of a yoga guy. But your core is your powerhouse and he likes to keep control of things, so maybe?
Anyway, don't take this too seriously but I did think it was pretty amusing. And, for me, accurate since I do yoga 2-3 times a week as it is.
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Clearly I suck at answering comments.
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In truth though, I guess dance is about right as I used to do aerobics (close to dance), but not for show, for my health! I am so lazy though these days, and can barely manage a walk once a week!
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I loved 80's-era aerobics classes for that very reason! Ugh, I hear you on that. I need to get myself motivated again.