Lordy

[asphaltcowgrrl]

I'm not sure why this stuff always makes me laugh so hard, but it does.



And seriously, I've been saying this since I first hit the animals unit on Duolingo WHY NOT CALL IT A ROOSTER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD? I mean, three roosters singing sounds like Foghorn Leghorn and his cronies having a night out. Three cocks singing... well, you know where I went with that. Because I'm trash. And also a giant child.

In other news, I added a bunch of Taylor Swift music to Zayne's playlist this morning. He's not going to be happy with me, but ya gotta admit... some of them fit a little too well. Sorry, cowboy.

Comments

[kaige68.livejournal.com]

I adore you!

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

That's better than three French Hens...lol

Zayne deserves the Taylor Swift and Jay is going to have a field day with it.

"What's this shit, cowboy? Country pop?"

"Shut up, narco! Rollins stuck this crap on my playlist the last time I pissed Hilary off. I can't figure out how to get it off."

"You that much of a simpleton?"

"Fuck you, asshole!"

"Later, baby."