Lordy

[asphaltcowgrrl]

I'm not sure why this stuff always makes me laugh so hard, but it does.



And seriously, I've been saying this since I first hit the animals unit on Duolingo WHY NOT CALL IT A ROOSTER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD? I mean, three roosters singing sounds like Foghorn Leghorn and his cronies having a night out. Three cocks singing... well, you know where I went with that. Because I'm trash. And also a giant child.

In other news, I added a bunch of Taylor Swift music to Zayne's playlist this morning. He's not going to be happy with me, but ya gotta admit... some of them fit a little too well. Sorry, cowboy.

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[kaige68.livejournal.com]

I adore you!

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

And I love you, too. <3

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

That's better than three French Hens...lol

Zayne deserves the Taylor Swift and Jay is going to have a field day with it.

"What's this shit, cowboy? Country pop?"

"Shut up, narco! Rollins stuck this crap on my playlist the last time I pissed Hilary off. I can't figure out how to get it off."

"You that much of a simpleton?"

"Fuck you, asshole!"

"Later, baby."

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

LMAO! So true!

*snort* Um...I think you've been reading WAY too much of my stuff because that's pretty much how it would go, I think. Oh, and I also think I need to add "Better than Revenge" to his playlist now as well. Cause I have no doubt the cowboy is plotting someone's death. Hah.

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

I figured that would give you a chuckle.

Snarky gingers run in my family, so occasionally I channel them.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Definitely!

And I know what you mean - I'm surrounded by them to varying degrees. My husband is a full-on redhead, my older girl is strawberry blonde and my younger girl is auburn-haired. I rue the day we decide to bring home a ginger cat. :D

Hah. I was just thinking about the bearded dragon - even he is a red beardie. :D