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asphaltcowgrrl ([personal profile] asphaltcowgrrl) wrote2019-07-17 06:36 am

HAHAHAHA

Yanno... I think I've been here before.

Jul 17, 2019 - Oh dear, Cancer. You are ready to use your tongue as a weapon today, and woe to the person that should try and convince you otherwise. Try and ease off on this energy today, and instead practice using love words today.

Venus is getting a little antsy in your first house of Self, in an opposition with Saturn today. This is urging you to express yourself freely and confidently today, but also minding you to choose those words carefully.

The Aquarius Moon in your eighth house of shared resources has your mind on money matters as well. You’ll see a lot of information coming and going today. Count to ten before you respond.

Are you ready, Cancer?


I'm dying because this is like literally every day of my life. And yet... I don't even know.

And... because I'm an idiot, I looked this up, too:

Jul 17, 2019 - This could be a stand your ground kind of day today, Virgo, and you may find yourself debating or arguing for something that will feed your soul and sense of Self. Venus is in opposition with driven Saturn in your eleventh social house today, and your inner warrior may come out to try and win some battles with words alone.

You also have the ingenious Aquarius Moon in your sixth house of work today. If you are looking for a change in routine, or just a change, or want to take things next level on the job, an out of the blue solution will be the answer for you. This is the time to pitch that idea you normally keep to your Self because you think it’s a little too out there.

You can do it too! Today's energy gives you the confidence to express your Self beautifully, and be received well as well.

How will you stand your ground today, Virgo?



Apparently, Andy and I are both fucked. LMAO.

Note: I grabbed the horoscopes from here.

EDIT: Okay, now that I'm reading, I have to post Zayne's and James', too, because apparently communication is the key today for all of us.


Jul 17, 2019 - Communication in the work place will be very lively and energetic today, Aries, and remember we are still in a Full Moon and eclipse zone. Karma is everything now. This could go one of two ways for you. You may feel compelled to use your words today to win at all costs, and you are best not to try this approach.

Your inner drive is roaring today with a Venus and Saturn opposition in the family front, working your fourth house of roots and foundations. Choose your words very carefully today, Aries, and you will be tested here today. Stay positive, and this energy too shall pass.

There will be some people in play today that are doing everything they can to bring that temper out, just so they can score some points and build a case against you. Don’t give them anything to work with.

How will you use communication to your advantage today, Aries?



I'd say I was surprised, but Zayne's mouth is always about to get him into trouble so... (And for my other darling Aries reading this... BEHAVE. These petty assholes aren't worth it.)

Lastly... 'cause I'm sure you're all done with me by now:


Jul 17, 2019 - There are some challenges ahead today, Taurus, particularly in the area of communication. And it’s an odd placement of planets today, as Venus is in direct opposition of energies. On the one hand she is chatty and confident, and on the other she is opposing Saturn in your third house of communication.

Some work experiences should make you happy today, as the Aquarius Moon shines on your tenth house of public image. You are being well respected today for your work, and you may see this come in the form of paperwork that you are managing, or some out of the box idea that you come up with that puts your brilliance in the spotlight. Find a reward if the day gets intense.

What is your reward for getting through days like this, Taurus?



Zayne, watch out - James is going to be impossible tonight. HAHAHA.

And they say horoscopes serve no use. Hah. Oh, and be thankful I have to leave for work now or I'd start in on Ethan and Travis, too.

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