Um, Facebook?

[asphaltcowgrrl]

What the actual f*ck?

There I was, innocently scrolling and see an ad for THIS.



I... am at a loss for words. Seriously. And that's quite a feat if you actually know me. Because yanno, I can't shut up. Like, ever.

Yeah, methinks it's time to log off.

ETA: I just went back and started reading the comments because this shit's funny, guys. Someone asks if it's a two player game so she can compete against her sister. And then someone, I kid you not, says, "It could be like Peloton where you have a leaderboard to see where you rank against others."

I. Am. Dead.

Comments

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Don't care what they want to call it or use it for. It's still a dildo to me.

No wonder you died...lol

[thatwasjustadream (from livejournal.com)]

😂 Good lord. That's funny. There are a couple of these....um... devices advertised as either medical or exercise equipment and all I can say is people are *not* fooled.

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

That shit is funny! Oh my god how is that a thing? A thing that everyone can see. *dies laughing*