Um, Facebook?

[asphaltcowgrrl]

What the actual f*ck?

There I was, innocently scrolling and see an ad for THIS.



I... am at a loss for words. Seriously. And that's quite a feat if you actually know me. Because yanno, I can't shut up. Like, ever.

Yeah, methinks it's time to log off.

ETA: I just went back and started reading the comments because this shit's funny, guys. Someone asks if it's a two player game so she can compete against her sister. And then someone, I kid you not, says, "It could be like Peloton where you have a leaderboard to see where you rank against others."

I. Am. Dead.

Comments

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Don't care what they want to call it or use it for. It's still a dildo to me.

No wonder you died...lol

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

That's what I was thinking. Tag line should be "Get off while getting a high score!" And the commenters that were astounded the people didn't take it seriously were too much.

I might completely lose it the next time I'm on my bike, too. Just sayin'.

(This just gave me a really bad plot bunny. Just.... no.)

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Me too. Bad bunny. Go away.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... In the garden of evil plot bunnies.

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

We have a garden?

Then we are in BIG trouble...lol

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's planted out next to the garlic.

After all this rain? We sure as heck are.

[thatwasjustadream (from livejournal.com)]

😂 Good lord. That's funny. There are a couple of these....um... devices advertised as either medical or exercise equipment and all I can say is people are *not* fooled.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Isn't that insane? This is the first time I'd ever seen anything like this advertised and now I'm wondering what I posted/searched for that made the logarithm decide it was appropriate?

But yeah... not buying it, guys.

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

That shit is funny! Oh my god how is that a thing? A thing that everyone can see. *dies laughing*

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

I was beside myself at work! And I know, right? WHO would admit to having this? WHO?

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

Hahahah I'm sure you were. I have no idea... and then my brain went "Zayne?" or my Jamie... he is adventurous.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Not sure that even Zayne would admit to that. LOL

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

ROTFL... Jamie would totally admit to it.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Zayne likes to pretend like he has some kind of decorum. LOL

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Yeah. Jamie just doesn't bother.