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asphaltcowgrrl) wrote2018-08-07 12:00 pm
asphaltcowgrrl) wrote2018-08-07 12:00 pm
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I need a vacation
Yesterday, I noticed I was almost out of protein powder. I make a smoothie every morning to take to work with me and my girls generally have one every day, too, so the shit goes fast in my house. So, with school starting, I knew I needed to get more. But, since I'm too damn lazy to go to GNC and get it myself, I ordered from Amazon.
I'm also mildly amused that it was cheaper through Amazon than through Quest itself, even though it's sold BY Quest on Amazon. But I digress.
Anyway, Amazon shows up at the office and I'm suddenly confused. I've been trying to ship everything to the house because, on the off chance my boss gets a hold of a box before I do, he opens it without looking at the label. Not that I'm ordering anything sketchy but still. I figure maybe I didn't choose the right address and take the box upstairs. I open it, see the container and confirm it's my protein powder. I go to delete the email with the tracking info and see that the picture has a blue label (I bought cookies & cream because I'm an ADULT) and the one on the container in my possession is green.
Color me completely confused.
The protein powder I received is cold brew coffee latte and not cookies and cream. So, my question is this: WHO THE HELL SENT ME PROTEIN POWDER? TO MY OFFICE NO LESS. I think I know who it was but I am sitting here, scratching my head, wondering what the hell is going on in my life.
Note: I did confirm who sent it to me. When I first saw that Quest even made a coffee flavored protein powder, my boss told me I was not allowed to have it because, "You'd be on the ceiling, Amy." Well, I joked about this on Facebook and now I have a 2 lb container of caffeine to go. Hahaha.
Some of my friends are absolute pains in the ass, but I have a few good ones, too. Even if they're trying to make me think I've lost my mind.
I'm also mildly amused that it was cheaper through Amazon than through Quest itself, even though it's sold BY Quest on Amazon. But I digress.
Anyway, Amazon shows up at the office and I'm suddenly confused. I've been trying to ship everything to the house because, on the off chance my boss gets a hold of a box before I do, he opens it without looking at the label. Not that I'm ordering anything sketchy but still. I figure maybe I didn't choose the right address and take the box upstairs. I open it, see the container and confirm it's my protein powder. I go to delete the email with the tracking info and see that the picture has a blue label (I bought cookies & cream because I'm an ADULT) and the one on the container in my possession is green.
Color me completely confused.
The protein powder I received is cold brew coffee latte and not cookies and cream. So, my question is this: WHO THE HELL SENT ME PROTEIN POWDER? TO MY OFFICE NO LESS. I think I know who it was but I am sitting here, scratching my head, wondering what the hell is going on in my life.
Note: I did confirm who sent it to me. When I first saw that Quest even made a coffee flavored protein powder, my boss told me I was not allowed to have it because, "You'd be on the ceiling, Amy." Well, I joked about this on Facebook and now I have a 2 lb container of caffeine to go. Hahaha.
Some of my friends are absolute pains in the ass, but I have a few good ones, too. Even if they're trying to make me think I've lost my mind.
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SHIRTS AND COFFEE POWDER!!! You are living the dream!
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I AM SO LIVING THE DREAM! I have everything I need to wreak havoc on the world! In English and Romanian!