Um, Facebook?

[asphaltcowgrrl]

What the actual f*ck?

There I was, innocently scrolling and see an ad for THIS.



I... am at a loss for words. Seriously. And that's quite a feat if you actually know me. Because yanno, I can't shut up. Like, ever.

Yeah, methinks it's time to log off.

ETA: I just went back and started reading the comments because this shit's funny, guys. Someone asks if it's a two player game so she can compete against her sister. And then someone, I kid you not, says, "It could be like Peloton where you have a leaderboard to see where you rank against others."

I. Am. Dead.

Comments

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Don't care what they want to call it or use it for. It's still a dildo to me.

No wonder you died...lol

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

That's what I was thinking. Tag line should be "Get off while getting a high score!" And the commenters that were astounded the people didn't take it seriously were too much.

I might completely lose it the next time I'm on my bike, too. Just sayin'.

(This just gave me a really bad plot bunny. Just.... no.)

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Me too. Bad bunny. Go away.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... In the garden of evil plot bunnies.

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

We have a garden?

Then we are in BIG trouble...lol

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's planted out next to the garlic.

After all this rain? We sure as heck are.