Halloween's Come Early
Oct. 30th, 2019 02:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
asphaltcowgrrlAnd this post is mostly for sharpiesgal, because I'm not sure anyone is as invested in Cody and the Baby Faced Assassin as she is.
Matt, the BFA, apparently always does a Halloween ride. Last year or the year before, he dressed as another instructor. This year? He dressed as my other favorite instructor, Cody Rigsby.
I'm... dying. Apparently, Matt throws out Cody-isms all through the ride. UGH. PLEASE. And I'm also angry because I've been sick AF for over two weeks now, so I haven't been able to ride much. I'm thinking I'm going to have to force myself to do this one tomorrow, just because.
Backstory: Cody is known for his funny sayings and pop culture references. He's always saying things like, "I got you, boo." "Are you ready to be that bitch?" And my favorite, "You've got two minutes to grab some water, grab a towel, and get your life together, boo." He also referred to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" as a stripper anthem (not that he's wrong but...). Matt, on the other hand, is sweet, focused on the task at hand, and pretty no-nonsense. Totally the opposite of Cody in every way (aside from both being ridiculously adorable).
So yeah, I think this ride might kill me in a very unique way. Hahaha.
Matt, the BFA, apparently always does a Halloween ride. Last year or the year before, he dressed as another instructor. This year? He dressed as my other favorite instructor, Cody Rigsby.
I'm... dying. Apparently, Matt throws out Cody-isms all through the ride. UGH. PLEASE. And I'm also angry because I've been sick AF for over two weeks now, so I haven't been able to ride much. I'm thinking I'm going to have to force myself to do this one tomorrow, just because.
Backstory: Cody is known for his funny sayings and pop culture references. He's always saying things like, "I got you, boo." "Are you ready to be that bitch?" And my favorite, "You've got two minutes to grab some water, grab a towel, and get your life together, boo." He also referred to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" as a stripper anthem (not that he's wrong but...). Matt, on the other hand, is sweet, focused on the task at hand, and pretty no-nonsense. Totally the opposite of Cody in every way (aside from both being ridiculously adorable).
So yeah, I think this ride might kill me in a very unique way. Hahaha.
