Not your same ol' love story

Title: By the Fireside
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt + Jaskier
Rating: G
Word Count: 625
Summary: Geralt’s recovering from a minor injury and Jaskier wants to keep him entertained.
Author’s Note: Written for a Witcher prompt at comment-fic: “It’s here.  Somewhere.”
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Title: None
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt of Rivia + Jaskier
Word Count: 82
Rating: PG
Summary: none.  Too short for that. :D
Author’s Note: Written for the three sentence fic challenge at 1_million_words.  Day 14’s prompt was: “Our mugs are made of pewter.”  I’m getting better at keeping these short, I think.

"Look, our mugs are made of pewter," Jaskier said jovially.

"Jaskier, they are made of wood," Geralt corrected, holding his in front of the bard's face.

"No, Geralt," Jaskier sighed, pointing to the wall where the wanted posters hung, "our mugs are literally made of pewter."

Geralt made a face, but resisted uttering the one word that could express all his frustration.

"My, my, does this mean we've learned some restraint?"

Geralt simply grunted and finished off his ale in one swallow.

Title: Army of the Undead
Fandom: Harry Bosch Universe, A ‘Hairy’ Bosch AU
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,797
Summary: Mickey’s ex-wife, Maggie McPherson, comes to him with a problem.
Author’s Note: Written for the Rare Pairs challenge at 1_million_words. Hopefully this counts. And yes, it’s very lame, but it’s the best I could do with myself.
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Title: What Happens in LA
Fandom: Harry Bosch Universe, A ‘Hairy’ Bosch AU
Pairing: Gen, Harry Bosch+Jerry Edgar
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 585
Summary: Edgar and Bosch have caught a body, but this kill isn’t like what they’re used to seeing.
Author’s Note: Written for the Pool Party Challenge at 1_million_words.  Will collide with the Mickey Haller vampire AU I started a couple weeks ago, but this is purely Bosch at the moment.  Why I had to make them paranormals, I have no idea, but here we are.
( I don't even know anymore... )

Title: Mickey Haller, Vampire Attorney
Fandom: The Lincoln Lawyer Vampire AU
Pairing: Mickey Haller + Lorna Taylor
Rating: Stupid AF
Word Count: 394
Summary: Mickey, a vampire who is also a defense attorney, takes over the cases of his late friend, who was the attorney to the dead.
Author’s Note: Written for the numbers challenge at 1_million_words.  The prompt was 399.  This is all Kaige’s fault.  She is an enabler of my worst ideas.
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Title: Drowning
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Jaskier + Geralt
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 763
Summary: Jaskier is desperate for his friend’s company but can’t get close enough to capture his attention.
Author’s Note: Written for the Rainy Days and Mondays challenge at 1_million_words.  The prompt was: I was drowning right in front of you, and you were too busy to notice.
( Missing you comes in waves and tonight I'm drowning... )

Title: Battle Wounds
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Gen-ish
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 553
Summary: Geralt’s wound isn’t healing and Yennefer doesn’t know what else to do.
Author’s note: Written for the weekend challenge at 1_million_words.  My prompt was a rather gross one: Maggots are still used to clean wounds! In fact, as recently as 2004, the US Food and Drug Administration permitted the production and marketing of maggots for limited use as a 'medical device'!  Please don’t ask why I went here with this. LOL  Also, I’m nowhere near having Jaskier’s quick wit down yet, so forgive me.
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Title: If You Give a Witcher a Bath
Fandom: The Witcher (TV Series mostly, partly novel-inspired)
Pairing: Geralt + Jaskier
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 587
Summary: All Geralt wants is five minutes of downtime.
Author’s Note: Written for the Pool Party challenge at 1_million_words. I don’t know why I wrote this, but um, here? Have fun with it? But I do sort of lowkey ship these two. I love their odd partnership in the novels and the chemistry between Henry and Joey Batey in the show is the best.
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Title: Always Blame Bridget
Fandom: Boyfriend Material Fanfic
Pairing: Luc O’Donnell/Oliver Blackwood
Rating: PG
Word Count: 501
Summary: As per usual, Bridget makes an odd request and expects Oliver and Luc to join in.
Author’s Note: Written because kaige68 made me. This is based on characters from Boyfriend Material by Alexis Hall. It’s a cute, sweet, angsty, and heart-wrenching novel that you really, really need to read. Soon. Like, now. I absolutely do not have the character’s quirks and speech patterns down, but hopefully this is fun anyway. Also, K challenged me to 500 words. Didn’t think I’d make it and ended up beating it by one. Haha.
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Title: Time Will Tell
Fandom: Common Law fanfiction
Pairing: Wes Mitchell/Travis Marks
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 950
Summary: Wes is late for work and not answering his phone. This is worrying Travis and Travis doesn’t like to be worried.
Author’s Note: Written for the numbers challenge at 1_million_words. This fills prompts 858, 574, 347, 924, and 708.
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