Zayne's Theme Song

[asphaltcowgrrl]

I've had this on his playlist for some time now, but for some reason it hit me this morning and made me laugh. This is such a great song.

This is so him and it really does resonate with the fic I started last night. And while you're here, can someone please save me from jealous, angsty Zayne? I'm really not sure how to handle him right now.

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Lyrics:

Do you know how much it took for me?
To tell you that I think you're fine as hell
And do you wanna grab a bite to eat?
I got this coupon to taco bell
You say you can't right now and when I ask you why
You finally let it out, you say I'm not your type

[Chorus]
But I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more bite than a California Zoo
And if you ask my momma she gonna tell you the truth
That I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more pop than a shook up mountain dew
If that's not what you like
There must be something wrong with you
Cuz I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight

I see my family every holiday
That's when they love to wreck my self-esteem
Ask me why I never bring a date
I think the first verse covered everything
Say I need a real job
I tell them all, please
I get to sing my songs and everybody thinks

[Chorus]
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more bite than a California Zoo
And if you ask my momma she gonna tell you the truth
That I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more pop than a shook up mountain dew
If that's not what you like
There must be something wrong with you
Cuz I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight

Got the high score on Pacman at the arcade
I can still get a sunburn sitting in the shade
I'm pretty much the best at acting out charades
If anybody asks me, I'm gonna say

[Chorus]
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more bite than a California Zoo
And if you ask my momma she gonna tell you the truth
That I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more pop than a shook up mountain dew
If that's not what you like
There must be
Something wrong with you
Cuz I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight

Comments

[cmk418]

I think the only way to resolve the angsty jealousy is to have him get laid A LOT because, as the song says, he's a freaking delight. (And it's a nice bonus for the rest of us)

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Well...

He certainly can be a delight when he's not being an arrogant prick.

He needs to be tied to the bed and have his brains fucked out.