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asphaltcowgrrlSince my other half has gone back to working days, it's fallen to me to take the kids to their orthodontist appointments and whatnot since it's rather rude to take a half day the second day at your new job. Whatever. Luckily, I have really good bosses that are fine with me taking time here and there to deal with family stuff.
In preparation for the visit, I loaded my Kindle into my purse because I just started a really good book called Broken Pieces by Riley Hart. Taylor's ortho comes out, talks to me for a few minutes and then takes her back. In the two minutes that she's gone, a lady and her little redheaded boy (Tyler, I find out later) sit down in the two chairs next to me. Never mind the fact that there are at least twenty other open seats in the office. With a roll of my eyes, I open my Kindle to go back to my book, not really thinking about what I'm reading. Or, apparently, the fact that there's a curious kid sitting next to me.
Yeah.
I hear this little surprised sound from next to me, some shuffling, and miraculously, the lady gets up and drags her cute little son off to the other side of the waiting room. Not quite understanding why, I look back at my Kindle, which is still on the home screen displaying all my books.
Oh.
Okay, so that makes sense.
Hahahaha.. I bet she'll never sit down next to another person with an e-reader ever again. It's been several hours and I'm still laughing. But man, isn't that just the prettiest cover you've ever seen?
In other news... my boss just told me that when our accountant showed up this morning she said, "Is Amy here?" And he says, "Yeah, she is." Whooops. And to think, I didn't need to come in today! Hah. If I'd only known that at 10:30 this morning...
On a more frustrating note, I get billing reminders from one of our contractors which, in itself isn't annoying. What is annoying is that this gentleman seems to thing quotation marks are put on this earth in order to emphasise points he wants known. For example: Invoices "must" be in to Wendy by the "10th" and no later. Yeah, I know, this is construction and things just don't operate normally in this little world. But for the LOVE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE learn how to use your punctuation correctly.
As a side note, I have a 'friend' (and I use the term rather loosely) that asked me to read her memior assignment for English class and made a point to say "I want you to be brutally honest." Oh, uh, no you don't. Trust me on this one, babe. I swear to all that's Strunk & White, she must've found a sale on commas and bought a case of the damn things... and used them every time she'd take a breath. *shakes head and walks away*
Lastly, this cracked me the hell up and I thought it might amuse you all as well. Not to mention it makes a nice ending to this ridiculous post.
A bunch of the books I get for review come from a website that provides e-ARCs (electronic advanced reader copies) from a variety of publishers. Well, Netgally is apparently now giving out badges and my first is this:
So yeah. I'm now officially a *professional reader* and I have the badge to prove it. TAKE THAT.
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Date: 2015-07-07 08:04 pm (UTC)And seriously - that is better living through porn!!! You wanna sit near me, well then, I'll have to share my erotica! LOVE IT!
Huge long discussion about the word hydraulic with the boss today. He's learning and doing things himself, it's exciting and I don't want to discourage him, but the reason he can't find the invoice for the customer with the hydraulic repair is because he spells it hydrolic. And then I get the 'what do you mean there's an a in it?'
Wendy should "read" through his e-mails before he sends them out.
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Date: 2015-07-07 08:28 pm (UTC)RIGHT? I have an e-reader for the simple fact that I want to read what I want to read without being judged in public. So, you're against m/m/m erotica? Go sit somewhere else and lemme enjoy my porn, thanks.
OMG - hahahaha! Sounds like when we were working on a postpartum area in a local hospital. My boss and my co-worker kept saying, "Postpartum. P-a-r-D-u-m?" "No, Tim. T. Par-TUM." "Are you sure?" "Nope, not at all. I'm just the only one in this office who has EVER GIVEN BIRTH." *headdesk*
Heh. I know Wendy "cringes" every time he copies her on an e-mail.
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Date: 2015-07-07 08:35 pm (UTC)You should have offered to read it out loud to her! *snort*
He does a lot of his e-mailing now where he used to have me do it. But he cc'd me on something a week ago and spelled my name wrong when telling someone that I would get back to them. I don't care how he spells it in the office but when he spells it one way and then the signature on my e-mails spells it differently it makes him look bad. Not that he comes across great when he spells where without the h, or puts a U in the word front. Well at least spell check catches frount.
Poor poor Wendy.
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Date: 2015-07-07 08:41 pm (UTC)Hah. If her son hadn't been so young and adorable, I might have!
Oh lord, I know what you mean. And I cringe when Tim cc's me on things as well right up until I see the replies which are as bad as (and sometimes worse) the original. Ugh. Construction workers. Gotta say, there's a benefit to only having three letters in my name. (Although, back in the days of the two-way radios, someone made a mistake inputting my name into one of our guy's radios. Instead of Amy I it said Aimy. And for YEARS Rocky thought there was an 'I' in my name.)
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Date: 2015-07-07 08:53 pm (UTC)Weirdly, when he asks me for spelling, which he does a lot just across the office, he is usually writing up something for me to type.
Okay 7 minutes till done!!! And then Payroll tomorrow!!!
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Date: 2015-07-07 09:15 pm (UTC)I love it when our guys write up work tickets for things they do in the field that aren't contract work. I get concrete steaks quite often. That never fails to make me laugh.
Oh, sure... when he's sending it to YOU he takes time to find out how it's spelled. Of course he does. :D
YES! You can make it. W00T! Payroll on the morrow! :)
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Date: 2015-07-07 09:48 pm (UTC)Do you think the kid would have been surprised if there were only two guys? I wonder.
Lol.... oh, my.
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Date: 2015-07-07 09:59 pm (UTC)That's a very good question. In theory, my kids are just fine with same-sex relationships. But when my 13-year old accidentally downloaded one of my m/m romances (not even an explicit one) to her Kindle (we share an account), she was scandalized. So... I have no idea.
:)
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Date: 2015-07-08 01:01 am (UTC)Hah, I can just imagine the indignant look on the mama's face as she dragged her boy away. Hey, maybe you should keep your Kindle handy for any time you find yourself in a waiting room. XD
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Date: 2015-07-08 05:50 pm (UTC)I'm telling you, I hate nosy people. The kid is excusable, because curiosity is a hallmark of being a kid. But the mother should know better.
Rarely do I ever go anywhere without my Kindle. I need to make sure to always keep something with a racy cover on hand from here on out. :D
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Date: 2015-07-09 06:23 am (UTC)Woo, go you, you professional reader, you! You could have told that nosy woman that if she asked; you could have flashed your badge at her! "Hey, Lady, Professional Reader at work here; stand back; keep your kids under control."
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Date: 2015-07-09 04:57 pm (UTC)Hahaha... right? It's about time I was a professional something (other than a PITA). I so wish I'd seen that badge at the time because I could have used it right then! Kids are naturally curious, but once you hit 40, it's just plain being nosy.