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asphaltcowgrrlTitle: Guess What?
Fandom: Romani Detective original fiction
Pairing: Andrej Zeklos/James Rosewood/Zayne Reyes
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,866
Summary: James is trying to make plans for the weekend but Zayne is thwarting him.
Author’s Note: Written for the epistolatory fic square on my origfic_bingo card. This made me think of Hashtag Sexy that I wrote back in December 2015. I had so much freaking fun with that one that I tried again. This is ridiculous and kind of silly, but hopefully fun, too. And if not, I don’t want to know. I started this thing three times before I figured out where I wanted to go with it.
GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:30 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com>; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
It’s almost Friday. Do we have plans set yet or not?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:37 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
My plans don’t include you. But they do include the cutie across from me.
Z.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:42 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
That’s what you think. I always wind up in the middle of it all at some point. That cutie of yours likes me, too, cowboy.
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:48 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
You’re mistaken. Zek’s always in the middle… right where we like to keep him.
Z.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:50 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Speaking of Andy… why hasn’t he chimed in yet? Did he go get coffee or something?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:53 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Attachment: 20170903_160567.jpg (2.36 MB)
He’s right across from me. See? I think Zek’s ignoring us though, narco.
The jerk.
Z.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:56 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
That’s not right. He’s just typing away on his keyboard like we’re not even trying to make plans tohave our way with him be with him.
Should I come up there, do you think that would help? Knock some sense into Andy?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:04 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Attachment: 20170903_160568.jpg (2.48 MB)
Um, look. I think he’s’ read the emails.
Z.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:10 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Yikes… he doesn’t look very happy, does he?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:12 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
HE JUST GROWLED AT ME NARCO.
HALP.
We have angered Dracula.
Z
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zeklos, Andrej N. <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:17 PM
To: Iubirea mea <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Dorința mea < lonestarlover@aol.com>
Hei,
Îmi pare rău că nu am scris mai devreme, dar am fost ocupat. Și înainte de a vă întreb, nu, prietenul meu nu este cel care mă ține departe, fie. Dacă ceva, e colega mea de cameră, Zayne, care ocupă cea mai mare parte a timpului. El este, de asemenea, partenerul meu, asa ca suntem togther aproape tot timpul.
El este foarte frumos, Alina, și cred că-l place foarte mult. Prietenul meu, James, te-ar iubi ca esti foarte mult ca sora lui mai mică.
Ce mai faceti?
Dragoste,
Drej
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:18 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
WHAT THE HELL?
Andy, you okay? You didn’t hit your head again, did you?
Damnit, Zayne, I’m going to throttle you if you let Andy get hurt.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:19 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Better question is WHY ARE OUR NAMES IN THAT UNREADABLE EMAIL?
And FYI, asshole, he hasn’t left his chair in the last fifteen minutes. Kinda hard to get hurt that way.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zeklos, Andrej N. <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:22 PM
To: Iubirea mea <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Dorința mea < lonestarlover@aol.com>
Jay, Zayne,
I am so sorry. I thought I was replying to my sister. Forgive me.
Andrej
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:23 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
So you were ignoring us and conversing with your sister instead. I see how you are, Zek.
You can spend your weekend alone.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:28 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
How’s he going to spend his weekend alone when you live with him, cowboy? You going somewhere until Monday?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:31 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Hils to the Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
You can stuff it, narco. Hil will take care of me if you two won’t.
Z.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:35 PM
To: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
That’s what you think, Reyes. I’ve done my time taking care of your insensitive ass.
Hil
Re: GUESS WHAT?
trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:38 PM
To: Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
CC: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
And as far as that goes, Andy’s done more than his fair share when it comes to taking care of both you idiots. I say you apologize, take him to dinner, take him home and then LEAVE.
trish
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zeklos, Andrej N. <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:46 PM
To: Iubirea mea <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Dorința mea < lonestarlover@aol.com>
CC: Hilary Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Trish Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Trish,
I do appreciate your line of thinking but, if they’re going to be nice to me – and each other – they may stay. But ONLY if they behave.
Andrej
Re: GUESS WHAT?
trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:49 PM
To: Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
CC: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Eh, after the way those two treat you sometimes, I wouldn’t fuck either of them with a borrowed dildo. But you do you, Andy honey. We’ll be here for you later. I’ve got the wine chilling as we speak.
trish (always available for emergency men-are-pigs bitch sessions)
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zeklos, Andrej N. <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:58 PM
To: Iubirea mea <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Dorința mea < lonestarlover@aol.com>
CC: Hilary Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Trish Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Trish,
I am unsure of how to respond to that, so I will not.
If it was a question of one or the other, I would agree with your choice. But when they’re both together, they tend to make up for their shortcomings. In triplicate.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:00 PM
To: Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
CC: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
And so the truth comes out. Who knew Andy was the kinky one in the group?
trish (scandalized and a bit intrigued)
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:04 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Hils to the Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
*raises hand* ME! I knew!
Z
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:05 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Same. And the kinkier his needss get, the prettier he blushes.
Damn, we need to end this conversation. Now.
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:07 PM
To: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Gotta admit, I kinda knew, too. I mean, Reyes has a big mouth, ya’ll.
Hil
Re: GUESS WHAT?
trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:09 PM
To: Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
CC: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
*snicker*
He’d have to. I’ve seen Andy naked, yanno.
trish
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:13 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Oh yeah, I’ve seen him like that, too.
Hey, Andy, can we do that naked thing again tonight?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zeklos, Andrej N. <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:15 PM
To: Iubirea mea <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Dorința mea < lonestarlover@aol.com>
CC: Hilary Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Trish Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Can we please stop this conversation now? Zayne and I have work to do.
Andrej
Re: GUESS WHAT?
trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:16 PM
To: Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
CC: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Hell no. This is just starting to get interesting.
trish
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:19 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Hils to the Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
Damnit, Zek just got up and left.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:21 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Uh, guys? I think I know where he went.
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:25 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Zayne, you’re going to need a ride home.
Andy has left the building… threatening to stop by a locksmith on his way home.
**
< Jay, Zayne
Jay: How mad are you with us? 2:35 PM
Zayne: No joke, Zek. 2:36 PM
2:38 PM Cannot believe I am always in the middle of
Zayne: You’re often in the middle of a lot of things. 2:39 PM
Jay: We should have kept this between us. 2:41 PM
Zayne: And it’s my fault because I added Hil? 2: 42 PM
Jay: And then Hilary ratted you out, cowboy. 2:44 PM
Jay: You and your big, gossiping mouth. 2:44 PM
Zayne: OOOP @ me. 2:45 PM
Zayne: I can’t help it if I’m excited about you two. 2:45 PM
Jay: Might want to keep that excitement for private times. 2:48 PM
Zayne: It was private time. Private time with Hilary. 2:51 PM
2:54 PM Never mind. You used to share these things with me
2:54 PM I am still scarred by some of it.
Jay: Heh. I can only imagine. 2:55 PM
Jay: He’s quite inventive when he wants to be. 2:56 PM
Zayne: *grins proudly* 2:57 PM
3:01 PM I also took tomorrow off so you two had better behave
Zayne: You can’t trust a redhead. 3:03 PM
Jay: I heard that. 3:03 PM
Zayne: You were meant to, narco. 3:04 PM
Zayne: Yeah, that we’re good by ourselves. 3:07 PM
Zayne: But three times as good together. 3:07 PM
Jay: I’m not sure that’s what he meant. 3:08 PM
Jay: I think he was referring to us being nice. 3:09 PM
Jay: To each other, that is. 3:09 PM
3:12 PM See you tomorrow, Jay.
3:13 PM Zayne, bring dinner when you come home.
Zayne: Yes sir. 3:15 PM
Zayne: (Do I get cuddles if I do what I’m told?)
3:17 PM Then we’ll talk.
Jay: I think we’ve been had. 3:19 PM
Zayne: Maybe. But Imma get cuddles so I don’t care. 3:21 PM
Zayne: :P 3:21 PM
Jay: I am not. Not really anyway. 3:24 PM
Zayne: *beams with pride* 3:25 PM
Fandom: Romani Detective original fiction
Pairing: Andrej Zeklos/James Rosewood/Zayne Reyes
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,866
Summary: James is trying to make plans for the weekend but Zayne is thwarting him.
Author’s Note: Written for the epistolatory fic square on my origfic_bingo card. This made me think of Hashtag Sexy that I wrote back in December 2015. I had so much freaking fun with that one that I tried again. This is ridiculous and kind of silly, but hopefully fun, too. And if not, I don’t want to know. I started this thing three times before I figured out where I wanted to go with it.
GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:30 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com>; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
It’s almost Friday. Do we have plans set yet or not?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:37 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
My plans don’t include you. But they do include the cutie across from me.
Z.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:42 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
That’s what you think. I always wind up in the middle of it all at some point. That cutie of yours likes me, too, cowboy.
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:48 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
You’re mistaken. Zek’s always in the middle… right where we like to keep him.
Z.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:50 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Speaking of Andy… why hasn’t he chimed in yet? Did he go get coffee or something?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:53 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Attachment: 20170903_160567.jpg (2.36 MB)
He’s right across from me. See? I think Zek’s ignoring us though, narco.
The jerk.
Z.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 12:56 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
That’s not right. He’s just typing away on his keyboard like we’re not even trying to make plans to
Should I come up there, do you think that would help? Knock some sense into Andy?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:04 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Attachment: 20170903_160568.jpg (2.48 MB)
Um, look. I think he’s’ read the emails.
Z.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:10 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Yikes… he doesn’t look very happy, does he?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:12 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
HE JUST GROWLED AT ME NARCO.
HALP.
We have angered Dracula.
Z
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zeklos, Andrej N. <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:17 PM
To: Iubirea mea <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Dorința mea < lonestarlover@aol.com>
Hei,
Îmi pare rău că nu am scris mai devreme, dar am fost ocupat. Și înainte de a vă întreb, nu, prietenul meu nu este cel care mă ține departe, fie. Dacă ceva, e colega mea de cameră, Zayne, care ocupă cea mai mare parte a timpului. El este, de asemenea, partenerul meu, asa ca suntem togther aproape tot timpul.
El este foarte frumos, Alina, și cred că-l place foarte mult. Prietenul meu, James, te-ar iubi ca esti foarte mult ca sora lui mai mică.
Ce mai faceti?
Dragoste,
Drej
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:18 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
WHAT THE HELL?
Andy, you okay? You didn’t hit your head again, did you?
Damnit, Zayne, I’m going to throttle you if you let Andy get hurt.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:19 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Better question is WHY ARE OUR NAMES IN THAT UNREADABLE EMAIL?
And FYI, asshole, he hasn’t left his chair in the last fifteen minutes. Kinda hard to get hurt that way.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zeklos, Andrej N. <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:22 PM
To: Iubirea mea <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Dorința mea < lonestarlover@aol.com>
Jay, Zayne,
I am so sorry. I thought I was replying to my sister. Forgive me.
Andrej
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:23 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
So you were ignoring us and conversing with your sister instead. I see how you are, Zek.
You can spend your weekend alone.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:28 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
How’s he going to spend his weekend alone when you live with him, cowboy? You going somewhere until Monday?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:31 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Hils to the Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
You can stuff it, narco. Hil will take care of me if you two won’t.
Z.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:35 PM
To: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
That’s what you think, Reyes. I’ve done my time taking care of your insensitive ass.
Hil
Re: GUESS WHAT?
trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:38 PM
To: Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
CC: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
And as far as that goes, Andy’s done more than his fair share when it comes to taking care of both you idiots. I say you apologize, take him to dinner, take him home and then LEAVE.
trish
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zeklos, Andrej N. <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:46 PM
To: Iubirea mea <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Dorința mea < lonestarlover@aol.com>
CC: Hilary Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Trish Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Trish,
I do appreciate your line of thinking but, if they’re going to be nice to me – and each other – they may stay. But ONLY if they behave.
Andrej
Re: GUESS WHAT?
trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:49 PM
To: Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
CC: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Eh, after the way those two treat you sometimes, I wouldn’t fuck either of them with a borrowed dildo. But you do you, Andy honey. We’ll be here for you later. I’ve got the wine chilling as we speak.
trish (always available for emergency men-are-pigs bitch sessions)
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zeklos, Andrej N. <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 1:58 PM
To: Iubirea mea <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Dorința mea < lonestarlover@aol.com>
CC: Hilary Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Trish Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Trish,
I am unsure of how to respond to that, so I will not.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:00 PM
To: Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
CC: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
And so the truth comes out. Who knew Andy was the kinky one in the group?
trish (scandalized and a bit intrigued)
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:04 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Hils to the Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
*raises hand* ME! I knew!
Z
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:05 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Same. And the kinkier his needss get, the prettier he blushes.
Damn, we need to end this conversation. Now.
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:07 PM
To: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Gotta admit, I kinda knew, too. I mean, Reyes has a big mouth, ya’ll.
Hil
Re: GUESS WHAT?
trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:09 PM
To: Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
CC: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
*snicker*
He’d have to. I’ve seen Andy naked, yanno.
trish
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:13 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Oh yeah, I’ve seen him like that, too.
Hey, Andy, can we do that naked thing again tonight?
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zeklos, Andrej N. <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:15 PM
To: Iubirea mea <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Dorința mea < lonestarlover@aol.com>
CC: Hilary Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Trish Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Can we please stop this conversation now? Zayne and I have work to do.
Andrej
Re: GUESS WHAT?
trish <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:16 PM
To: Hilary <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
CC: Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com>, Reyes the asshat <lonestarlover@aol.com>, Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
Hell no. This is just starting to get interesting.
trish
Re: GUESS WHAT?
Zayne the Great <lonestarlover@aol.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:19 PM
To: Ginger Narco <jrosewood@gmail.com> ; Zek Baby <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Hils to the Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>
Damnit, Zek just got up and left.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:21 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Uh, guys? I think I know where he went.
J.
Re: GUESS WHAT?
James Rosewood <jrosewood@gmail.com>
Sent: Thurs 04/06/17 2:25 PM
To: Idiot Cowboy <lonestarlover@aol.com> ; Andy <anzeklos@outlook.com>
CC: Maxwell <hbic_hilary@yahoo.com>; Rollins <flamingredhead@msn.com>
Zayne, you’re going to need a ride home.
Andy has left the building… threatening to stop by a locksmith on his way home.
**
< Jay, Zayne
Jay: How mad are you with us? 2:35 PM
Zayne: No joke, Zek. 2:36 PM
2:38 PM Not angry. Embarrassed.
2:38 PM Cannot believe I am always in the middle of
these conversations.
Zayne: You’re often in the middle of a lot of things. 2:39 PM
Jay: We should have kept this between us. 2:41 PM
Zayne: And it’s my fault because I added Hil? 2: 42 PM
2:43 PM Hilary added Trish, Zayne.
Jay: And then Hilary ratted you out, cowboy. 2:44 PM
Jay: You and your big, gossiping mouth. 2:44 PM
Zayne: OOOP @ me. 2:45 PM
Zayne: I can’t help it if I’m excited about you two. 2:45 PM
Jay: Might want to keep that excitement for private times. 2:48 PM
Zayne: It was private time. Private time with Hilary. 2:51 PM
2:54 PM Why must you discuss these things with Hilary?
2:54 PM Never mind. You used to share these things with me
when you were with her.
2:54 PM I am still scarred by some of it.
Jay: Heh. I can only imagine. 2:55 PM
Jay: He’s quite inventive when he wants to be. 2:56 PM
Zayne: *grins proudly* 2:57 PM
3:01 PM You can both show me tomorrow night.
3:01 PM I also took tomorrow off so you two had better behave
without me around. Trish will tattle.
Zayne: You can’t trust a redhead. 3:03 PM
Jay: I heard that. 3:03 PM
Zayne: You were meant to, narco. 3:04 PM
3:06 PM You do remember what I said in the email, correct?
Zayne: Yeah, that we’re good by ourselves. 3:07 PM
Zayne: But three times as good together. 3:07 PM
Jay: I’m not sure that’s what he meant. 3:08 PM
Jay: I think he was referring to us being nice. 3:09 PM
Jay: To each other, that is. 3:09 PM
3:11 PM Precisely. One mean word and I’m changing the locks.
3:12 PM See you tomorrow, Jay.
3:13 PM Zayne, bring dinner when you come home.
Zayne: Yes sir. 3:15 PM
Zayne: (Do I get cuddles if I do what I’m told?)
3:17 PM Get dinner home first.
3:17 PM Then we’ll talk.
Jay: I think we’ve been had. 3:19 PM
Zayne: Maybe. But Imma get cuddles so I don’t care. 3:21 PM
Zayne: :P 3:21 PM
3:22 PM I am in love with two giant children.
Jay: I am not. Not really anyway. 3:24 PM
Zayne: *beams with pride* 3:25 PM
3:26 PM *sighs*
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Date: 2017-04-07 11:20 pm (UTC)Andy should change the locks for the hell of it....lol
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Date: 2017-04-07 11:43 pm (UTC)Hah. I can see Zayne coming home during a monsoon, unable to get in. He'd call Jay, worried his key was broken. Andy would eventually give in after seeing his boys drenched on the porch. :D
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Date: 2017-04-07 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-04-08 12:04 am (UTC)THANKS. :D
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Date: 2017-04-08 12:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-04-08 01:25 pm (UTC)