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[asphaltcowgrrl]

Lord have mercy, men are weird.

So…on the way into work this morning, I hear this story…

Apparently a 73-year-old man was banned from the beach in Daytona for handing out business cards. The cards contained a picture of a young woman sitting on an older man’s lap and the words ‘ask me about your allowance’ written on them.

Needless to say, I was SCREAMING with laughter when I heard this.

He only got busted because he gave a card to an 18-year-old and her mother flipped her lid. The guy wasn’t charged with anything because all of the women he approached were 18 or older. He was only banned because you’re not allowed to hand out any kind of cards on the beach.
The best part of the whole morning was the (male) DJ saying, “BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE ALLOWANCE IS!” Like Bobby… no.

Comments

[kaige68.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED TO WRITE THIS AS m/m!!!

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

It's funny because I was kind of thinking the same thing! :D

[kaige68.livejournal.com]

:D

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Sounds like something from It Happened In Florida segment of the Woody and Wilcox Show...lol

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

I've never seen that but nothing surprises me these days. :D

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

It's a radio show, and some days it gets kinda crazy.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. :D I'm a little slow some days.