Monday Funny + Ugh
Jan. 22nd, 2018 10:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
asphaltcowgrrlMy boss gave me a list of pay raises to enter into the payroll system. Our payroll company has recently changed how they handle raises, so I stumbled through the relatively simple process since it was my first time. Three employees in, I noticed I had been putting today’s date instead of last Wednesdays (our pay periods run from Wednesday through Tuesday so the guys can get paid on Friday). So, I email the lady who handles our account to let her know I flubbed but caught my error.
Apparently, I didn’t catch them all.
Yeah, know what my dumbass did? Instead of putting in the guys’ new, full rate, I was adding the amount of the raise. So, about 10 of our guys went from making $30/hr to $1/hr. WHOOPS!
Now for the head banging portion of the post…
My third boss, the youngest brother, started talking about NDA’s and all the sexual harassment claims that have been going around. I told him that, because of all this, I learned that if you sign an NDA and something illegal happens, then you’re not breaking the NDA by talking about the illegal activities. That in turn spawned a discussion about what kind of harassment was illegal. My boss brings up the fact that Harvey Weinstein masturbated in front of someone and wondered if that was illegal. I mean, technically it’s indecent exposure, right?
Enter my annoying ass co-worker, Barney Rubble, who always has to comment on everything being said in the office. He pipes in with, “But what’s indecent about that?”
I get that he was joking, but he’s a good part of why I was so on the edge last week. I look at him and say, “Look, keep your dick in your pants. If I want to see it, I’ll ask. Otherwise, shut up.”
Thankfully, my boss snorted and my co-worker shut up. I mean, we’re talking about sexual harassment here, asshole. Technically, if I wanted to, I could file a complaint against you for that comment alone (and boss #1, who I mentioned at the beginning of this, would take it seriously). I work in construction, I hear stuff all the time that’s off-color, inappropriate, and borderline offensive, and generally it doesn’t bother me. But for some reason what Barney said pissed me off. Maybe I’m not moving on from last week as much as I had thought. Hahaha.
Anyway… I started watching a movie this morning called Bon Cop, Bad Cop and I had no idea it was a freaking bilingual movie. WHOOPS. I also have another movie called Disco Pigs and I can’t even remember why I put it on hold now. *snort* God, I need an intervention.
HAPPY FREAKING MONDAY, FOLKS!
Apparently, I didn’t catch them all.
Yeah, know what my dumbass did? Instead of putting in the guys’ new, full rate, I was adding the amount of the raise. So, about 10 of our guys went from making $30/hr to $1/hr. WHOOPS!
Now for the head banging portion of the post…
My third boss, the youngest brother, started talking about NDA’s and all the sexual harassment claims that have been going around. I told him that, because of all this, I learned that if you sign an NDA and something illegal happens, then you’re not breaking the NDA by talking about the illegal activities. That in turn spawned a discussion about what kind of harassment was illegal. My boss brings up the fact that Harvey Weinstein masturbated in front of someone and wondered if that was illegal. I mean, technically it’s indecent exposure, right?
Enter my annoying ass co-worker, Barney Rubble, who always has to comment on everything being said in the office. He pipes in with, “But what’s indecent about that?”
I get that he was joking, but he’s a good part of why I was so on the edge last week. I look at him and say, “Look, keep your dick in your pants. If I want to see it, I’ll ask. Otherwise, shut up.”
Thankfully, my boss snorted and my co-worker shut up. I mean, we’re talking about sexual harassment here, asshole. Technically, if I wanted to, I could file a complaint against you for that comment alone (and boss #1, who I mentioned at the beginning of this, would take it seriously). I work in construction, I hear stuff all the time that’s off-color, inappropriate, and borderline offensive, and generally it doesn’t bother me. But for some reason what Barney said pissed me off. Maybe I’m not moving on from last week as much as I had thought. Hahaha.
Anyway… I started watching a movie this morning called Bon Cop, Bad Cop and I had no idea it was a freaking bilingual movie. WHOOPS. I also have another movie called Disco Pigs and I can’t even remember why I put it on hold now. *snort* God, I need an intervention.
HAPPY FREAKING MONDAY, FOLKS!
