Andy's found a side job it seems...
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asphaltcowgrrl...and he's working in Trenton, NJ.
So, I was in desperate need of something fun and lighthearted last week which led me to start Janet Evanovich's newest Stephanie Plum book, Look Alive Twenty-Five. If you're not familiar with these books, they're ridiculously silly and quite enjoyable. They're a big go-to comfort read for me because they never fail to bring me out of whatever mood I'm in.
Anyway, I'm always finding funny, quotable things in her books and today I read this:
Two garage bay doors had been rolled up, allowing people to enter and exit what had now become the Snake Pit. A band called the Romanian Slippery Unicorn was already onstage, blasting out music that was so bass-heavy I was getting heart arrhythmia. The lighting was lower inside. A cannabis and menthol vapor haze hung over the crowd.
Needless to say, this cracked me the hell up. Sounds like Andrej started a band but let Zayne name the damn thing.
I'm having an urge to go back to that AU bit I wrote with Zayne and James in a band with Andrej as their manager and... I have to work, guys. It's so not fair. HAHAHA.
Source: Evanovich, Janet. Look Alive Twenty-Five (Stephanie Plum) (p. 105). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.
So, I was in desperate need of something fun and lighthearted last week which led me to start Janet Evanovich's newest Stephanie Plum book, Look Alive Twenty-Five. If you're not familiar with these books, they're ridiculously silly and quite enjoyable. They're a big go-to comfort read for me because they never fail to bring me out of whatever mood I'm in.
Anyway, I'm always finding funny, quotable things in her books and today I read this:
Two garage bay doors had been rolled up, allowing people to enter and exit what had now become the Snake Pit. A band called the Romanian Slippery Unicorn was already onstage, blasting out music that was so bass-heavy I was getting heart arrhythmia. The lighting was lower inside. A cannabis and menthol vapor haze hung over the crowd.
Needless to say, this cracked me the hell up. Sounds like Andrej started a band but let Zayne name the damn thing.
I'm having an urge to go back to that AU bit I wrote with Zayne and James in a band with Andrej as their manager and... I have to work, guys. It's so not fair. HAHAHA.
Source: Evanovich, Janet. Look Alive Twenty-Five (Stephanie Plum) (p. 105). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.
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Date: 2019-06-21 01:13 pm (UTC)That has to make work a little better. Ugh, I hate men like that. My boss, Tim, gets like that sometimes. Tries to prove me wrong about the dumbest, trivial things. Like something I hear on the radio on the way in to work. Not even something important. But I guess some guys can't handle a woman that can do something better.
Amen to that. :)
Glad to hear it! And honestly, as a customer, I get it. Not everyone is going to know everything about the entire store (especially one as big as Walmart tends to be). Plus, technology changes so fast that, even if you did, you might not be up on the new stuff. Now, if you were Best Buy, it'd be a different story.