For the love of Mike y'all

[asphaltcowgrrl]

This goes hand in hand with a conversation Sharpie and I were having about construction workers and tact. Timely, no?

My boss and my co-worker were talking about this doctor needing a kosher sink. I said that I'd thought kosher only dictated how something was prepared and my boss said he believed that there was some blessing by the rabbi involved as well. Since none of us are Jewish, this is pure speculation. If you know, please tell us because a kosher sink is making me rethink my life at the moment.

Anyway, I said, "I love a good kosher dill," when my boss turns around, eyes wide, and says, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"

"Um, I like a good kosher dill. You know, a pickle?"

You would not believe the relief that crossed his face with that.

Like I know you guys are awful and all but I DO HAVE A BIT OF DECORUM WHILE I'M AT WORK. Not even sure WTF constitutes a kosher dick, Tim.

Stop the world, I wanna get off! LOL

Comments

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Oh God....

That is too much...lol

*hugs*

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?

Never a dull moment here either. LOL

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, nah; not sure kosher sinks are a thing. I worked with a Jewish family in the UK way back when, and lived on a Moshav in Israel for a few months too, and no one in either of them ever mentioned such a thing.

Oh, Good Grief! Where is Tim's brain? IN THE GUTTER, I would suggest. :-P

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Me either, but it was an interesting conversation all the same!

Hah, he's a man and a construction worker on top of it, so of course his mind's in the gutter.