A laugh

[asphaltcowgrrl]

You've probably not noticed, but...

I've stopped posting personal stuff here. Mostly because I type up these posts and think, "What are you doing? You sound like a whiner/bitch/petty ass bitch/raving lunatic!" (Or some combination thereof.) deleteDeleteDELETE So yeah.

On the bright side, no more posts about the baby faced assassin, my idiotic coworkers, or how out of control my Netgalley list is (although, right now, I'm down to three books, one of which is read, w00t!).

On the down side, you're gonna miss this stuff:



Stumbled across this on Facebook and laughed so hard I cried.

I also had a friend blaming everything wrong in her life on the full moon this morning, which caused me to rage a bit. When I finally calmed down, I responded with:

Why? You're not a werewolf.

Yeah, okay, maybe I read too much urban fantasy. *shrugs*

Hope you're all doing well! Happy freaking Friday!

Comments

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

But I like hearing about the baby faced assassin...

Loved the cartoon...lol

She'd make a piss poor werewolf.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure to message you tomorrow morning after he hands me my ass. LOL

I couldn't stop laughing. :D

Right? They'd all be ashamed to claim her as part of their clan.

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

That's if you don't fall off the bike after he finishes torturing you.

Dick pics will always be funny.

Some people can't be helped no matter what.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

I almost did that in a spin class once. Nearly went right over the handlebars. But, no catastrophes this morning, thankfully!

Right?

This is true. Some people aren't happy unless they're miserable.

[kaige68.livejournal.com]

I love you, and your observations!!!

Also, it's a harvest moon!!! Werewolves make some great stew and fresh bread!!!

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Aw, I love you, too! <3

Yes, it is! Too bad it won't be full until nearly midnight here. Hahaha - I bet they do! Grandma Wolf's famous sourdough. :D

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

But but... some of us like hearing about what's going on...

*sighs* Okay....

LOL there's a reason I didn't go to work today... other than planning to take the day off to get needles stabbed into my arm (new tattoo), I didn't want to listen to people blame everything on the full moon.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

I appreciate that. :)

It was also your birthday, right? I wouldn't have gone to work either. :D Oh nice, what did you get?

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

It was yes.

It's a Cap Shield, with the Winter Soldier Star, and Widow's hourglass. It looks pretty damn cool.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

It sounds awesome, congrats!

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

It is. I need to find the time to go get it touched up. Some of the color faded a little.

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

Oh boy. Post whatever you want here. It's a safe place for it, unlike FB, which (in my case at least) is far too full of family and co-workers... I have enugh of them see my pictures, I don't need them seeing inside my brain too. THAT is what LJ is for!  Haha! I feel much more relaxed about expressing myself here to those I've chosen to be friends here, and so shpild you!  Plus, we like hearing the stories!

The cartoon could be SO right for Michaelangelo!  He was probably into dicks!  That would serve those idiots right!

Friday's full moon completely escaped me. Werewolves would probably not want her!

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ya know, it's less about what I think others will think and more what I think about myself in the moment I write the post. But I appreciate all the encouragement I'm getting. And you're right about FB - I have so many friends who are constantly WOE IS ME, MY LIFE SUCKS that I feel like I can't post about anything good. I mean, I still do, but you know what I mean.

On the flip side, my uncle just had neck surgery so I do feel badly about posting my rides knowing he can't get on his bike until January, but that's different. :)

Back in that time, I have no doubt he probably was. And the way it was phrased - with their dicks out - is what made me laugh so hard.

LOL - glad to see you remembered what the third thing was! And no doubt you're right about the wolves. :D

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

If you need encouraging, post away! I doubt people here mind. Too bad about FB.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm sure no one does, but I often wind up feeling like I'm dumping all my crap on everyone. It's an issue I have that I'm working on though. :)

I did make a non-writing related post this morning, although not a personal one, so happy medium maybe?

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

Eh, if they don't want, they don't have to read!

WOOT for Happy Mediums! ;-)

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

So darn true!