Can relate

[asphaltcowgrrl]

Saw this on Facebook earlier and cracked up.



I'm the alien saying "I don't know how to use my life."

In other news, Sunny strikes again. I put my green onions in a cup on the counter while I was making dinner last night. I was hoping they'd perk up by the time I was done cooking. Well, my dumb ass forgot to put them in the fridge when I cleaned up last night. Taylor texted me this:



Sunny apparently waited until Taylor left to go get fingerprinted (for school) to drag the onions out of their cup because they weren't there when she left. There was another by the staircase. This damn cat, I swear.

Lastly, I gave Tim a stack of invoices to sign this morning. He brings them back to me and says, "You did a good job on Job X, take the rest of the day off."

I laughed because the invoice he was referring to totaled out at about $1.4 million dollars. What I said to him was, "Nah, I think I'll take off after I send the invoice to April (the accounting girl) because I don't want to be here when Bret (the contractor/project manager) calls you."

Oddly enough, Tim found that funny. :D

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[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Silly cat. Her expression would have been hilarious if she had bit into one.

Who knew Barney Rubble had a sense of humor...lol

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

She is a nut. And cats are supposed to hate the smell of onions, but this one is a crackhead for them. She must drag them off by the green tops. I can't imagine her biting into the bulb and carrying it off!

Tim's usually pretty good. The rest of them though... sometimes I think they have no sense of humor at all.

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Daisy got hold of a hot pepper once. Needless to say she didn't care for it...lol

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Bet she spit that out ASAP! LOL

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

She did and knows to stay away from the Papa John's pizza box. She pouted at me for at least an hour because I dared to laugh at her in her time of distress.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... kinda like the day I let Taylor walk into the stack of toilet paper at the grocery store. She refused to watch where she was walking. *shrugs*

Poor pup though. Hard lesson to learn. LOL