Desperately Seeking: A Life
Apr. 26th, 2021 03:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
asphaltcowgrrlWhen the highlight of my day becomes talking to a fire inspector for five minutes, you know you need to get out.
I tried my best to go into this like a normal person until he said, "You're so much fun to talk to when you've been drinking." Then says, "But you probably don't drink, do you?"
I replied with, "No, not too much," because I try not to, although sometimes I fail.
To which he said, "So, taking you to lunch and having a couple martinis isn't going to work?"
I'm - I'm glad it's 3:07 because I am so done right now. HAH.
I tried my best to go into this like a normal person until he said, "You're so much fun to talk to when you've been drinking." Then says, "But you probably don't drink, do you?"
I replied with, "No, not too much," because I try not to, although sometimes I fail.
To which he said, "So, taking you to lunch and having a couple martinis isn't going to work?"
I'm - I'm glad it's 3:07 because I am so done right now. HAH.
