Desperately Seeking: A Life

[asphaltcowgrrl]

When the highlight of my day becomes talking to a fire inspector for five minutes, you know you need to get out.

I tried my best to go into this like a normal person until he said, "You're so much fun to talk to when you've been drinking." Then says, "But you probably don't drink, do you?"

I replied with, "No, not too much," because I try not to, although sometimes I fail.

To which he said, "So, taking you to lunch and having a couple martinis isn't going to work?"

I'm - I'm glad it's 3:07 because I am so done right now. HAH.

Comments

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

Hahahha ooops. I forgot what order I opened these comments in. Ignore the rambling about counts. This is actually what I was going to write to you.

Lord, sometimes I wonder about what you deal with every day. Hahaha I'd be done after that too.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

It's all good! I often have a personal tab open and a work tab open and I get so confused. :D

Man, most days aren't that bad, but when they are? They take the absolute cake. But yeah, I was happy to go home after that.

[shanachie-quill.livejournal.com]

I have... like 50 tabs at this moment. I have the habit of opening tabs and then forgetting to do anything with them.

It sounds like it. I'm sure you were.

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Dude, really...

As come ons go, that sucked.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

He's pretty goofy (which is probably why we get on so well), so I'm not surprised this is what he came up with.

On the bright side, I got a good laugh out of the whole thing.

[thatwasjustadream (from livejournal.com)]

I was gonna say... a bit much, Mister Flirty! He's lucky you have a sense of humor.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hah, no joke. I've dealt with him for years now and he's always been like this. Just... more so the last couple months. :D