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Title: By the Fireside
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt + Jaskier
Rating: G
Word Count: 625
Summary: Geralt’s recovering from a minor injury and Jaskier wants to keep him entertained.
Author’s Note: Written for a Witcher prompt at comment-fic: “It’s here.  Somewhere.”
Toss a coin... )
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Prompt was: Who doesn't love alliteration?

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“Ah, the sight of beautiful, buxom babes in the bright morning sunshine,” Jaskier declared.

Geralt narrowed his eyes, “What are you doing?”

Jaskier shrugged, a smile crossing his face.  “Just letting these lovely ladies know how much they’re appreciated it is all.”

“Must you be so… enthusiastic about it,” the Witcher grunted.

“My dear Geralt, who doesn’t love a bit of alliteration so early in the day?”  Jaskier caught sight of his friend’s doubting face.  “On second thought, don’t answer that.  I’ll be on my way.”
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I don't know why all of these prompts are making me think of Zayne today.  Made myself divert a couple of times.

Also, it seems like the more of these I wrote, the longer they got and the less able I was to edit them down.  I gave up trying on the last one.
Just like living in paradise... )
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I had a very productive reading month.  Looking at my Goodreads page, I’m wondering how I got anything else done. LOL
Read more books )
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Had an interesting month.
I bet you think about me... )
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Title: The Bothersome Bard
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier+Yennefer
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 523
Summary: Geralt’s annoyed with Jaskier, so Yennefer reminds him of why he keeps the bard around.
Author’s Note: Written for the drabble/icon challenge day 9 at 1_million_words.  The prompt I used was: “What do you mean? Of course you know why you put up with me....”  I bet you thought Zayne was going to be involved, didn’t you?
Toss a coin... )
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Title: Drowning
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Jaskier + Geralt
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 763
Summary: Jaskier is desperate for his friend’s company but can’t get close enough to capture his attention.
Author’s Note: Written for the Rainy Days and Mondays challenge at 1_million_words.  The prompt was: I was drowning right in front of you, and you were too busy to notice.
Missing you comes in waves and tonight I'm drowning... )
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I'm reading an interview with Andrzej Sapkowski, the author of The Witcher novels that I enjoy so much.  And I found his answer to this question very interesting.
Toss a coin to your author )
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And I got way too excited about this last night.

Jaskier, too.

2022-03-08 06.52.01
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Title: Like it or Not
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt + Jaskier
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,521
Summary: The boys are bedding down for the night but there’s a small glitch.
Author’s Note: Written for the weekend challenge at 1_million_words. My prompts were: “The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul.” And “you are Mine said she”.
Read more... )
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Title: Battle Wounds
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Gen-ish
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 553
Summary: Geralt’s wound isn’t healing and Yennefer doesn’t know what else to do.
Author’s note: Written for the weekend challenge at 1_million_words.  My prompt was a rather gross one: Maggots are still used to clean wounds! In fact, as recently as 2004, the US Food and Drug Administration permitted the production and marketing of maggots for limited use as a 'medical device'!  Please don’t ask why I went here with this. LOL  Also, I’m nowhere near having Jaskier’s quick wit down yet, so forgive me.
Read more... )
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So, I'm still making slow progress on getting my bookshelf together, but it's starting to come together.  Today, I added a new piece:
Toss a coin... )
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I had an okay month as far as vegging out went. LOL
Read more... )
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If you're interested. If not, no hard feelings. :D
Read more... )
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Okay, so the new season of The Witcher drops on Friday and I CANNOT WAIT Y'ALL.
Read more... )
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I realized that I never did this last month. I mean, I know y’all are SOOOOOOO disappointed, right? /sarcasm
Read more... )
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Title: Aftermath
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt + Jaskier
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,139
Summary: In the aftermath of a brutal battle, Jaskier fights his nature and allows Geralt to take care of himself.
Author’s Note: Found a prompt on another comm that just screamed Jaskier to me. The actual prompt is Jaskier’s ballad at the end. And yes, my tag says Dandelion because that's what he's called in the English translation of the books. That's how I know him so... *shrugs*
Read more... )
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Title: If You Give a Witcher a Bath
Fandom: The Witcher (TV Series mostly, partly novel-inspired)
Pairing: Geralt + Jaskier
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 587
Summary: All Geralt wants is five minutes of downtime.
Author’s Note: Written for the Pool Party challenge at 1_million_words. I don’t know why I wrote this, but um, here? Have fun with it? But I do sort of lowkey ship these two. I love their odd partnership in the novels and the chemistry between Henry and Joey Batey in the show is the best.
Read more... )
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I read a lot; you all know that by now. So, when I pick up a book, I usually know if it’s going to elicit some kind of strong emotion out of me going in. However, this one took me by surprise.

Warning for some possible spoilers. Not sure if they really are but you know, read at your own risk.
Read more... )
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So, my boss, Tim, was out of the office for a little over a week. Since he came back today, I had a pile of things on my desk that needed scanning and sending back since he’s the only one authorized to sign contracts and change orders.
Read more... )

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