Nerd Alert
Mar. 29th, 2021 12:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
asphaltcowgrrlSo, I'm sitting here, eating my lunch, and contemplating some Witcher fanfic when...
...I stumble across this:
Yeah, I know, that's D&D and not The Witcher, but can you see Dandelion/Jaskier acting as Geralt's parole officer? Because there's only one reason why someone continually appears when you least expect it - and that's because they're making sure you're not up to no good.
Or, Andrej acting as Zayne's parole officer because he kind of already does.
Alternative idea: After watching The Witcher, I had this weird urge to take Andrej, Zayne, and James and put them (and the rest) into a Witcher AU of sorts. That has suddenly morphed into a Dragonlance-esque AU. James can be a half-elf a la Tanis since Tanis was a redhead. :D Andrej... I'm thinking either a cleric or a ranger. Zayne? A freaking kender because no one got into trouble like Tasslehoff...
...and I'm putting way too much thought into this and I need help. Or another Margaret Weis/Tracy Hickman novel.
You all hate me now, don't you? Hahaha. Off to find Paladine to see if he can cure me of my insanity.
...I stumble across this:
Yeah, I know, that's D&D and not The Witcher, but can you see Dandelion/Jaskier acting as Geralt's parole officer? Because there's only one reason why someone continually appears when you least expect it - and that's because they're making sure you're not up to no good.
Or, Andrej acting as Zayne's parole officer because he kind of already does.
Alternative idea: After watching The Witcher, I had this weird urge to take Andrej, Zayne, and James and put them (and the rest) into a Witcher AU of sorts. That has suddenly morphed into a Dragonlance-esque AU. James can be a half-elf a la Tanis since Tanis was a redhead. :D Andrej... I'm thinking either a cleric or a ranger. Zayne? A freaking kender because no one got into trouble like Tasslehoff...
...and I'm putting way too much thought into this and I need help. Or another Margaret Weis/Tracy Hickman novel.
You all hate me now, don't you? Hahaha. Off to find Paladine to see if he can cure me of my insanity.
