Plot Bunny
Mar. 29th, 2021 02:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
asphaltcowgrrlSorry for all the posts today, but my concentration is not at its best apparently.
Anyway, I got an email from Shape magazine and I'm scrolling through it, looking at body weight exercises, stretches, etc. when I see an article about the best sex apps for your love life.
Color me confused. Sex apps? Not dating apps, although there was one listed for straight hookups only. So, I clicked on the article and found some interesting things. One of them even has 3D sex positions. Hah!
*coughs* Okay, the reason I'm writing this is to remind myself of this idea: I had a thought about Zayne crashing one of Hilary and Trish's girls nights, either because he got stood up, his date went badly or, *gasp* he was alone. So, since the girls had already had a few, they invite Zayne in, they all have a few together, and on a whim, they make him a profile on some new dating app.
Not realizing it was for men seeking men.
You know where this is going, right?
I mean, of course he'd match perfectly with Andrej. Even if Andrej doesn't remember having made the profile in the first place because the girls got him trashed and did the same to him weeks before they did it to Zayne. But I digress. I think this would be hysterical. Bonus if he finds James on there somewhere.
Erm, and maybe I ought to go back to work and stop annoying you guys.
Anyway, I got an email from Shape magazine and I'm scrolling through it, looking at body weight exercises, stretches, etc. when I see an article about the best sex apps for your love life.
Color me confused. Sex apps? Not dating apps, although there was one listed for straight hookups only. So, I clicked on the article and found some interesting things. One of them even has 3D sex positions. Hah!
*coughs* Okay, the reason I'm writing this is to remind myself of this idea: I had a thought about Zayne crashing one of Hilary and Trish's girls nights, either because he got stood up, his date went badly or, *gasp* he was alone. So, since the girls had already had a few, they invite Zayne in, they all have a few together, and on a whim, they make him a profile on some new dating app.
Not realizing it was for men seeking men.
You know where this is going, right?
I mean, of course he'd match perfectly with Andrej. Even if Andrej doesn't remember having made the profile in the first place because the girls got him trashed and did the same to him weeks before they did it to Zayne. But I digress. I think this would be hysterical. Bonus if he finds James on there somewhere.
Erm, and maybe I ought to go back to work and stop annoying you guys.
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