I give up

[asphaltcowgrrl]

I have this person in my life - and I'm wary of calling her friend - who is constantly asking for 'good juju' and/or advice.  Trouble is, no matter what suggestion you give her - AFTER she has ASKED - it won't work.  She's tried it, she's read about it, whatever.  But becuase she is SHE it won't work.  And heaven help you if you tell her you don't have any suggestions but are sending prayers and hugs.  Lord the way that woman goes off on anyone unable to help but is willing to emotionally support her. 

*beats head into desk*

I knew better than to even make a suggestion, and yet, here we are.  *scribbles note to self about being helpful*

In more amusing news, I'm currently trying to track down the price on a 1 1/2" x 24" brass nipple.  Now I have no idea WTF Juan even used that for but damn if 24" of brass doesn't sound like a weapon.  

Comments

[thatwasjustadream (from livejournal.com)]

Help-rejecting complainer is the term, I believe? I have one. She's my sister. I now mostly make 'hmmm' sounds when she launches into anything. :)

On the pricing thing, I totally thought that was about a fanfic ....urm.. device? Google search has corrected me on that front, lol.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I've never heard that term, but it fits. Ugh, sorry that you have one so close to your inner circle. :/

Hahaha... nah, pluming is 1000% a man's creation. Any trade where you have nipples, couplings, gas cocks, ball cocks, etc... LOL Too funny that you actually searched for a picture. :D