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Because you can never laugh enough, right?
A tiny bit NSFW )
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One of my guys just walked by my desk, cell phone to his ear, and started blowing kisses at me as he passed by.

that'sit-rossrayburn

(Sorry, just had to share. He made my boring ass afternoon a bit more amusing.)

((LOL Spotify, what is that song choice right now?))
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Brian catches me as I'm leaving Jeff's office by yelling, "Hey Amy, want a cat?"

This, of course, catches my attention.  I was not dubbed the Crazy Cat Lady for nothing, folks.

He proceeds to tell me that his cat has had kittens.  These kittens need homes.  HE HAD PICTURES.

The girls are fully on board.  I caved and told him that if he has any girls in the litter, I could be persuaded.

And not only do I already have three cats, this kitten is going to be a ginger cat (Mama is, too, and all the kittens are very similar in coloring so far).  And orange cats are nuts. 

Send help.  Or kitten food.
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between my brain and my mouth.
Heaven help my stupid self )

Silly stuff

May. 4th, 2023 10:41 am
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Because we all need to laugh sometimes.
Enter at your own risk )
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Title: Army of the Undead
Fandom: Harry Bosch Universe, A ‘Hairy’ Bosch AU
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,797
Summary: Mickey’s ex-wife, Maggie McPherson, comes to him with a problem.
Author’s Note: Written for the Rare Pairs challenge at 1_million_words. Hopefully this counts. And yes, it’s very lame, but it’s the best I could do with myself.
Read more... )
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So, if you've been here for a while, you know I go on Netgalley sprees.  I'll request a bunch of books, expecting to get rejected for 90% of them.  And then I get the shock of my life when I'm approved for thirteen out of the fifteen I request.
Such a dork )
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I'm about to work my library cards hardcore.
Everybody matters or nobody matters )
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Okay, so this is going to sound like a very weird complaint, but it's one of those things that bugs me.

We usually buy big boxes of file folders, 250 is in the box I just grabbed out of the supply room.  These always come with a pile of left tabs, then a pile or right tabs, and then a pile of middle tabs.  99.9% of the time, no one sorts them (that's apparently my job 🙄).  But, I noticed when I grabbed the box a minute ago that someone had sorted them.  BUT... they sorted them as right, left, and middle instead of... right, middle, left?  Why?

And like I said, this is dumb and honestly makes zero difference in anything.  However, you had better belive my mildly OCD ass is sitting here resorting all 250 file folders!  I like to be able to reach into the box and grab a full set of three and not worry if I'm getting all three or mix of whatever.

Okay, I'll see myself out.  🤣🤣

P. S. 'Concerned' needs to be a mood because I am currently concerned for my own welfare.  HAH.

HAHAHAHA

Jan. 4th, 2023 08:37 am
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Our new phone system actually has caller ID.  So, when it rings, I glance at the display before I answer.  I about choked on my coffee when the display read 'Andy Reyes'. 

Let's just say it took a hot second before I answered that call.  🤣

Okay, enough ridiculousness out of me, I'm going back to work.  
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I was scrolling Facebook while having my morning snack (Chips Ahoy protein shake and a nana y'all) and realized something about myself.
Read more... )

Hmm...

Nov. 15th, 2022 03:02 pm
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For better or for worse, I have a lunch date tomorrow. 

Pray for me.

Send help

Nov. 15th, 2022 09:23 am
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I'm sitting here, waiting for a phone call and every song that comes up on this playlist is sending my mind into weird places.

And yet, I cannot change it to something else (it's one of my favorites). 

Halp. 

Or not.  I think I deserve this torture today.  🤣

Things

Nov. 9th, 2022 01:55 pm
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And not bad things, just things.
Look inside if you dare... )
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Why am I not surprised though?

Added in 1975 after the Watergate scandal, “None of the Above” is required to appear on Nevada ballots. In two presidential elections, the amount of “None of the Above” votes was greater than the difference in votes between the two major candidates.
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So, over the weekend, Taylor decided that we needed to start our Christmas decorating.  Meaning, I spent more money than I wanted to buying her things she HAD TO HAVE MOM.
Whose child is this? )
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But I was wrong.  Never, ever believe that Cody Rigsby and Disney is going to be easy.
Hey, boo! )
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Becuase this spells trouble.
Even weirdos need love )
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From my One Good Fact email:

Because his bookmarks keep slipping out of his choir hymnal, 3M scientist Art Fry teamed up with colleague Spencer Silver to create a paper with a light adhesive that would stay in place without damaging the pages. They created the Post-it Note.

What's even more amusing is that half the time I'm using a Post-It Note as a bookmark.  Hah.

Wait...

Aug. 2nd, 2022 08:22 am
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A ten-gallon hat holds only about ¾ gallon. The name is thought to come from the Spanish tan galán, meaning “very gallant,” or galón, “braid.”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love weird stuff like this and therefore had to share.  You're welcome. 

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