I hate plumbers

[asphaltcowgrrl]

But not because of anything any single plumber has done today.

But more because half of everything plumbing-related is so sexual in nature.

I need to find a price for something but I'll be damned if I'm going to Google search freaking 'cockhole covers'.

I WILL NOT.

And on the off chance you think I'm kidding...



Sadly, I'm not. Although, I do find it rather amusing that the cock hole covers (which are also called sink hole covers because they plug the holes in your sink where the faucet and other things go) and earthquake straps are on the same page. It's like plumbers BDSM or something. (LMAO... I just hit the preview button to make sure everything looked okay and there's also a HOOK UP KIT listed on that page. I CANNOT.)

Comments

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

YES, EXACTLY.

OMG, that sounds like something Tim might do. And is this the same as the (god, I hate myself for even typing this) Rigid tool company? Something else you shouldn't ever Google without the strict filter engaged.

Hahaha! I'm not sure I could have managed that without dying, honestly. And then you have this (and let's pray the embed works):

I CAN BEAT BIDEN OFF OF WRITE INS #2020VISION

— ye (@kanyewest) July 25, 2020

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

I don't know who is worse Kanye or Trump. *shakes with laughter*

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

George Takei retweeted this over the weekend and I basically lost my shit. Proofreading matters, folks.

But you're welcome. We all need a good laugh these days. :D