I hate plumbers

[asphaltcowgrrl]

But not because of anything any single plumber has done today.

But more because half of everything plumbing-related is so sexual in nature.

I need to find a price for something but I'll be damned if I'm going to Google search freaking 'cockhole covers'.

I WILL NOT.

And on the off chance you think I'm kidding...



Sadly, I'm not. Although, I do find it rather amusing that the cock hole covers (which are also called sink hole covers because they plug the holes in your sink where the faucet and other things go) and earthquake straps are on the same page. It's like plumbers BDSM or something. (LMAO... I just hit the preview button to make sure everything looked okay and there's also a HOOK UP KIT listed on that page. I CANNOT.)

Comments

[thatwasjustadream]

Oh, c'mon... you've googled worse. No, wait.... that was me. I've googled worse.

Ha.


:}

[asphaltcowgrrl]

Okay, full disclosure - I *have* googled worse... just not while AT WORK. Haaaaaaaaaa...

:D

[thatwasjustadream]

😂

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Leave it to construction workers of all kinds. Preverted bastards. ;)

[kaige68.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, the should not be googled at work, but you've got to list. On the plus side, every once in a while the boss tries to Google something himself.

Famously, a company called Rigid makes a utility truck body, so naturally he googled Rigid bodies. "I have never felt so stupid, and out of shape at the same time."

I did once have to tell an electrician to "get his ass down there with a five gallon bucket of lube" without laughing.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm telling you. Nipples, couplings, ball (and gas) cocks... sometimes I think they did this on purpose.

OH, and I can't forget the Sammy screws either. First time I asked Patrick what a Sammy screw was, he said, "You don't get out much, do you?"

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

YES, EXACTLY.

OMG, that sounds like something Tim might do. And is this the same as the (god, I hate myself for even typing this) Rigid tool company? Something else you shouldn't ever Google without the strict filter engaged.

Hahaha! I'm not sure I could have managed that without dying, honestly. And then you have this (and let's pray the embed works):

I CAN BEAT BIDEN OFF OF WRITE INS #2020VISION

— ye (@kanyewest) July 25, 2020

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

I don't know who is worse Kanye or Trump. *shakes with laughter*

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

George Takei retweeted this over the weekend and I basically lost my shit. Proofreading matters, folks.

But you're welcome. We all need a good laugh these days. :D

[cmk418]

I'm more intrigued by the self-piercing needle valve.

There's a reason that visits from the plumber (or cable guy) are a porn staple. I'd say to incorporate it into a fix but that might be too close to home.

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

OMG, I totally missed that. :D

Hahaha... there's an idea! God, we used to have this really nice guy working for us and he was super cute, too. Yeah... *files idea away for later*

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

Add in the word 'flexible' and based on the rest of it, it's just flat-out porn!!!

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hahaha - right? Lord, this job sometimes. :)