I hate plumbers

[asphaltcowgrrl]

But not because of anything any single plumber has done today.

But more because half of everything plumbing-related is so sexual in nature.

I need to find a price for something but I'll be damned if I'm going to Google search freaking 'cockhole covers'.

I WILL NOT.

And on the off chance you think I'm kidding...



Sadly, I'm not. Although, I do find it rather amusing that the cock hole covers (which are also called sink hole covers because they plug the holes in your sink where the faucet and other things go) and earthquake straps are on the same page. It's like plumbers BDSM or something. (LMAO... I just hit the preview button to make sure everything looked okay and there's also a HOOK UP KIT listed on that page. I CANNOT.)

Comments

[thatwasjustadream]

Oh, c'mon... you've googled worse. No, wait.... that was me. I've googled worse.

Ha.


:}

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Leave it to construction workers of all kinds. Preverted bastards. ;)

[kaige68.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, the should not be googled at work, but you've got to list. On the plus side, every once in a while the boss tries to Google something himself.

Famously, a company called Rigid makes a utility truck body, so naturally he googled Rigid bodies. "I have never felt so stupid, and out of shape at the same time."

I did once have to tell an electrician to "get his ass down there with a five gallon bucket of lube" without laughing.

[cmk418]

I'm more intrigued by the self-piercing needle valve.

There's a reason that visits from the plumber (or cable guy) are a porn staple. I'd say to incorporate it into a fix but that might be too close to home.

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

Add in the word 'flexible' and based on the rest of it, it's just flat-out porn!!!