I hate plumbers

[asphaltcowgrrl]

But not because of anything any single plumber has done today.

But more because half of everything plumbing-related is so sexual in nature.

I need to find a price for something but I'll be damned if I'm going to Google search freaking 'cockhole covers'.

I WILL NOT.

And on the off chance you think I'm kidding...



Sadly, I'm not. Although, I do find it rather amusing that the cock hole covers (which are also called sink hole covers because they plug the holes in your sink where the faucet and other things go) and earthquake straps are on the same page. It's like plumbers BDSM or something. (LMAO... I just hit the preview button to make sure everything looked okay and there's also a HOOK UP KIT listed on that page. I CANNOT.)

Comments

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

Add in the word 'flexible' and based on the rest of it, it's just flat-out porn!!!

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hahaha - right? Lord, this job sometimes. :)