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Help please I have a dumb question
Aug. 1st, 2022 11:40 amSooooooooooooo... I'm listening to Taylor Switf (and you can stuff it, okay?) and there's a line:
( I BET YOU THINK ABOUT ME )
( I BET YOU THINK ABOUT ME )
What Happens in LA Part 3 (Final)
Jun. 27th, 2022 02:53 pmTitle: What Happens in LA
Fandom: Harry Bosch Universe, A ‘Hairy’ Bosch AU
Pairing: Gen, Harry Bosch+Jerry Edgar+Mickey Haller, Lorna wishes to be excluded from this narrative, thanks.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 583
Summary: Mickey returns with helpful information regarding the case.
Author’s Notes: This is the end of the Hairy Bosch AU. For now anyway.
( Awooooooo... )
Fandom: Harry Bosch Universe, A ‘Hairy’ Bosch AU
Pairing: Gen, Harry Bosch+Jerry Edgar+Mickey Haller, Lorna wishes to be excluded from this narrative, thanks.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 583
Summary: Mickey returns with helpful information regarding the case.
Author’s Notes: This is the end of the Hairy Bosch AU. For now anyway.
( Awooooooo... )
That moment when...
Jun. 6th, 2022 02:52 pmYou're listening to a song that you've always thought was meant for your OTP.
And then it hits that it has real life implications and you sit at your desk howling with laughter (and getting threatened with a drug test).
Can I help it if Joel thinks ICP is trying to woo me (his words exactly, back when I told him I needed to leave early on Valentne's Day and he assumed it was for a date and not a dentist appointment)?
Still one heck of a song though.
And then it hits that it has real life implications and you sit at your desk howling with laughter (and getting threatened with a drug test).
Can I help it if Joel thinks ICP is trying to woo me (his words exactly, back when I told him I needed to leave early on Valentne's Day and he assumed it was for a date and not a dentist appointment)?
Still one heck of a song though.
Title: Another Day Another Crisis
Fandom: Romani Detective Original Fiction
Pairing: Andrej Zeklos/James Rosewood/Zayne Reyes
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,134
Summary: Andrej has left Zayne and James alone to have a quiet lunch with Trish and Hilary. He should have known better.
Author’s Note: Written for the weekend challenge at 1_million_words. My three prompts were: a pair of handcuffs, a letter opener, and a car. And of course, this is exactly where my mind went. Damnit, Zayne. I mean, I think this is twice, cowboy.
( Really, cowboy? )
Fandom: Romani Detective Original Fiction
Pairing: Andrej Zeklos/James Rosewood/Zayne Reyes
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,134
Summary: Andrej has left Zayne and James alone to have a quiet lunch with Trish and Hilary. He should have known better.
Author’s Note: Written for the weekend challenge at 1_million_words. My three prompts were: a pair of handcuffs, a letter opener, and a car. And of course, this is exactly where my mind went. Damnit, Zayne. I mean, I think this is twice, cowboy.
( Really, cowboy? )
Title: U is for Undead
Fandom: The Lincoln Lawyer Vampire AU
Pairing: Mickey Haller + Cisco + Lorna Taylor + Hayley Haller
Rating: G for Goofy as all get out
Word Count: 238
Summary: Mickey is musing on the things that can’t do as an undead attorney.
Author’s Note: Written for the A to Z challenge at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
1_million_words. The letter was U and, to quote ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kaige68, “BTW — U is for undead! Just saying”.
( what am I doing with my life? )
Fandom: The Lincoln Lawyer Vampire AU
Pairing: Mickey Haller + Cisco + Lorna Taylor + Hayley Haller
Rating: G for Goofy as all get out
Word Count: 238
Summary: Mickey is musing on the things that can’t do as an undead attorney.
Author’s Note: Written for the A to Z challenge at
1_million_words. The letter was U and, to quote kaige68, “BTW — U is for undead! Just saying”.( what am I doing with my life? )
Title: Mickey Haller, Vampire Attorney
Fandom: The Lincoln Lawyer Vampire AU
Pairing: Mickey Haller + Lorna Taylor
Rating: Stupid AF
Word Count: 394
Summary: Mickey, a vampire who is also a defense attorney, takes over the cases of his late friend, who was the attorney to the dead.
Author’s Note: Written for the numbers challenge at 1_million_words. The prompt was 399. This is all Kaige’s fault. She is an enabler of my worst ideas.
( Send help )
Fandom: The Lincoln Lawyer Vampire AU
Pairing: Mickey Haller + Lorna Taylor
Rating: Stupid AF
Word Count: 394
Summary: Mickey, a vampire who is also a defense attorney, takes over the cases of his late friend, who was the attorney to the dead.
Author’s Note: Written for the numbers challenge at 1_million_words. The prompt was 399. This is all Kaige’s fault. She is an enabler of my worst ideas.
( Send help )
Title: The Nut Butter Incident
Fandom: none
Pairing: She+Him
Rating: PG-13 for suggestiveness
Summary: She gets caught, it gets out of hand.
Author’s Note: Written for the flash challenge at 1_million_words: The real question is, do I need more nut butter?
( Left or right nut butter? )
Fandom: none
Pairing: She+Him
Rating: PG-13 for suggestiveness
Summary: She gets caught, it gets out of hand.
Author’s Note: Written for the flash challenge at 1_million_words: The real question is, do I need more nut butter?
( Left or right nut butter? )
Untranslatable Words Bingo
Apr. 1st, 2022 12:31 pmSo, someone pointed me towards a bingo comm that I thought I was a member of but turns out I wasn't. And April's challenge is untranslatable words.
( Să mergem! )
( Să mergem! )
'Tis a sad day
Mar. 3rd, 2022 08:41 amStarting Monday, March 7,2022, I'll be able to schedule Henderson fire inspections online.
( BUT WHY )
( BUT WHY )
Like It or Not (The Witcher Fanfic)
Feb. 28th, 2022 12:50 pmTitle: Like it or Not
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt + Jaskier
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,521
Summary: The boys are bedding down for the night but there’s a small glitch.
Author’s Note: Written for the weekend challenge at 1_million_words. My prompts were: “The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul.” And “you are Mine said she”.
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Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Geralt + Jaskier
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,521
Summary: The boys are bedding down for the night but there’s a small glitch.
Author’s Note: Written for the weekend challenge at 1_million_words. My prompts were: “The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul.” And “you are Mine said she”.
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I can't not share
Feb. 18th, 2022 03:01 pmLaurell K. Hamilton shared this on Facebook and I couldn't stop laughing.
Any guesses as to who is wrong about the dishwasher?
Any guesses as to who is wrong about the dishwasher?
I can't not share
Feb. 18th, 2022 02:56 pmLaurell K. Hamilton shared this on Facebook and I couldn't stop laughing.
Any guesses as to who is wrong about the dishwasher?
Any guesses as to who is wrong about the dishwasher?
Musical flashback
Feb. 9th, 2022 05:54 amSo, this randomly popped up on Spotify this morning and I haven't thought about this song in ages.( So, whatcha doing? )
Musical Flashback
Feb. 9th, 2022 05:46 amSo, this randomly popped up on Spotify this morning and I haven't thought about this song in ages.( So, whatcha doing? )
I love Lush, have ever since the girls first introduced me to them. Maddie has always loved their bath bombs, and they were always a stocking stuffer for her. But this, I'm - I'm not quite sure they thought this through fully.
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Where'd that come from?
Jan. 5th, 2022 02:01 pmI'm working on a fic for the first numbers challenge of the year. There's an inconsequential character aggravating an established character and, often in circumstances like this, I go with the first name that pops into my head. Which is usually the name of the artist I'm listening to, a character from a book I'm reading, whatever.
So, what's the name that just popped into my head?
VELMA.
Why, I don't even know. I haven't watched Scooby-Doo since the girls were little. And I haven't even seen any commercials for it lately. But WHAMMO, there it was.
I'm not calling her that, by the way. I'm going to go with Veronica, I think. But dang. I need a vacation. Hahaha.
So, what's the name that just popped into my head?
VELMA.
Why, I don't even know. I haven't watched Scooby-Doo since the girls were little. And I haven't even seen any commercials for it lately. But WHAMMO, there it was.
I'm not calling her that, by the way. I'm going to go with Veronica, I think. But dang. I need a vacation. Hahaha.
Maybe it is ME
Dec. 21st, 2021 09:31 amOne of my Facebook memories really got me laughing this morning.
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